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Cannot get enough of the noise Billy West makes in this episode
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It’s that month again folks! Happy February.
#nobody smiles in February#it's -7° F right now#the wind is howlin something fierce#there's not even any snow#it got rained away last week#bullshit New England winter
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If this was my life, you'd never see me again because I've been mauled to death by a lion

#worth it though?#i am eternally jealous of the man who has integrated himself into not one but TWO prides of lions#about me
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Animated the dev team’s attempts to draw Kirby by hand.
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𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹
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I JUST SAW THIS CAR LAST MONTH

She is out there in Maine
#i had just left from hanging out with friends#it was night and i saw her on the highway#i thought i was gonna have a stroke
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Namib sand geckos (Pachydactylus rangei) are pink and nearly translucent. They have huge eyes for seeing in the dark, and webbed feet for digging through/running on the sand. All of this results in them looking unbelievably cute no matter what they’re doing.





They’re also small, no more than 13 cm/5 inches long (about half of which is tail) and 10 grams/0.35 oz.

AND they have patches on their sides that glow neon green under ultraviolet light
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In conclusion every single one of these geckos is just a little guy
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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When a video game boss has multiple forms:
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honestly loving the avatar meme renaissance it’s what we deserve
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Beifong family fighting together
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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.
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I have been laughing about this for days now.
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i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
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whole pussy out
dirt in my mouth
sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south
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i found your name and address on the google
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