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[greedsgold]

Happy Valentine’s Day everybody! Been a while since I posted, Huh? Sorry ‘bout that.. I’m a busy woman, ya know! I hope you’re all having an awesome Valentine’s no matter who you’re spendin with! Your partner. Friends, family or even yourself! It doesn’t matter. Love doesn’t have to be just romantic .

..You know, there is somebody I have eyes for .. but , it would be morally wrong to be with them wouldn’t it? She’s a girl and I— .. I dunno .. It feels wrong, it’s .. wrong to me. I shouldn’t be in love with a girl, I just— I shouldn’t!

..sorry this ain’t ‘bout me, have a good valentines everyone.

[greedsgold]

Ya gotta toughen up, you’re not livin’ the rich, being babied by everyone life anymore! Yer livin the tough hard life with ME now! Im’a teach ya how to man up.

The human world is hot as usual.. How does Valerie survive this?

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The twins are safe, thankfully! I’ve been told that buttons also okay.. we just gotta find ‘em.. Noel’s apparently at her.. ‘home?’ I dunno what that means but i sent a little somebody to go and find her.

Norman’s- well.. all I know bout em is that he’s somewhere, I just found my phone on the ground in some convenient store. That’s all I can say ya know.

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I need yer help, please- seriously.

Button, Noel, aspen and Cynthia are all missin’.. and I dunno where they all are, at all!

Was supposed to be keepin’ an eye on em and I was-!! They just disappeared out of my sight, I swear! Same with norman.. I dunno where he went, he just said he’d be back in an hour or somethin..

I need yer help, please-!! If you find em, tell me immediately! Anyone who finds em gets about.. 300 something dollars, I can’t lose them I beg.

@ask-belphegor @avatar-of-pride @b33lzhungry just think ya guys should also know.. really sorry, won’t be able ta see your messages though..

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I keep forgetting normies legally an adult in the human world, ya know.. I gotta teach him how to pay taxes now, this ain’t gonna go so well..

[greedsgold]

Ya know.. that wouldn’t hav’a been a problem but the thing is.. we physically can’t come back.. unless the demon king gets us back there.. and considerin’ ya know.. he’s been asleep- we’re stuck here a while.

Fuck, fuck, fuck- Valerie’s stupid choices landed us in the human world.. ALL of us. This is all her fault! She kept messing with the teleportation pad and her heel cracked it.. I thought it was a small crack, how was it THAT BIG?!

now this wouldn’t be a problem.. but it’s broken on both sides, so we’re.. truly trapped here.. perhaps as we can find a teleportation spell.. right?

@noelthe-angel @luv4j3llyfish @devils-teddy-bear @devildom-persephone @greedsgold @thestarandtheghost @aspenthetwin @mcbowlaces @moneyluvsdamien @joy-yeah @lovelyyaliza (whole ass soccer team)

[greedsgold]

It’s your girls birthday! Woo-hoo!

[greedsgold]

D’awwh! Thank ya little cousin- 56 YEARS OLD?!

I ain’t that old! I’m 26!

Happy birthday Valerie, you’re turning what? 56? Unsure, I lost count. Hope you have a great day today.

[greedsgold]

Sorryy for not postinn muchh~ ive been on’a.. on the run ya know! Don’t worry about it though!

[greedsgold]

That.. witch, hurtin’ my family.. manipulatin my younger cousins. I haven’t seen her since my 18th and I wish ta never lay my eyes upon her ever again.

If she dares to even try and touch my family, I’ll rip her and her gorgeous face apart.. rip ‘er silky long hair, her cute little witch hat.. her beautiful brown eyes that I can’t help but stare into.. ‘er cute little stupid grin.

// @thegreatwitchmaddi I just find this funny

[greedsgold]

YOU.

Ya get away from Henry! Get away from em’, seriously! He’s 13, he doesn’t need ta know about ya! You’re just some evil bitch who wants nothing but power and blah blah.. leave my family alone!

Hello darling

I'm Maddi

-@thegreatwitchmaddi

Hello??

[greedsgold]

That witch.. is she seriously tryna get to my family?

[greedsgold]

A grimoire..? Hell you plannin’ to steal that for..? I dunno uhmm..

Maybe bring a bag or something with you, ya could possibly hide in the bag- but you might get spotted.. If ya cursed, I’ll help ya out! No worries, bub!

Witches are complicated though.. I would know.. uhmm.. can ya distract em? Like.. uhh.. bring one of the kids with ya as a distraction! Or just.. throw something in her face and run away with it

Valerie, my favourite cousin! Hey, hi. So, uh.

Since you’re older than me and probably know better and stuff and yadda yadda, uh… could I ask for some advice, maybe?

- @thestarandtheghost

What’s up, lil man? Your cousins always here ta’ give ya advice and whatnot! So.. throw it on me!

[greedsgold]

Stealin’ something without getting caught, ay? Hm.. well I don’t really know.. I usually just charm people into givin’ me what I want!

Depends.. what’cha wanna steal? Is it like a book or something? Clothes? Money?!

Valerie, my favourite cousin! Hey, hi. So, uh.

Since you’re older than me and probably know better and stuff and yadda yadda, uh… could I ask for some advice, maybe?

- @thestarandtheghost

What’s up, lil man? Your cousins always here ta’ give ya advice and whatnot! So.. throw it on me!

[greedsgold]

Valerie, my favourite cousin! Hey, hi. So, uh.

Since you’re older than me and probably know better and stuff and yadda yadda, uh… could I ask for some advice, maybe?

- @thestarandtheghost

What’s up, lil man? Your cousins always here ta’ give ya advice and whatnot! So.. throw it on me!

[greedsgold]

// wedding pictures I took from ehatever messed up wedding we had!

@lucifer-morningst4r @luketheangel @ask-sheepmc @princeofdevildom @moneyluvsdamien @the-great-mammon-01 @greedsgold @devildom-persephone (JESUS FUCK.)

sui jokeunder the cut (this was taken by Pluto it’s funny as fuck)

[greedsgold]

Val Val Val!

I found you a pretty flower!

It reminds me of you! Because it’s pretty!

D’awwh! Thank ya, kid! Aren’t you a sweetie?

I’ll keep it safe and sound!