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Bob, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket lol

John: do you think we can't hear you

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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Didn’t occur to me that being early to a meeting with an elementary school family would mean I’m waiting outside an elementary school

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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One of my favorite scenes in Thunderbolts* was when they show Bob’s mugshot and they’ve clearly tried to make him look all tough and badass and emo but because it’s Lewis Pullman he just looks awkward and slightly uncomfortable😭

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Got my license!!!! Look both ways before you cross cause I’m at large

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THUNDERBOLTS* | 2025

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whenever i see a portrayal of bob that’s a bit too UwU, i think of how this dude had the audacity (the unmitigated gall) to call a man, who he witnessed trying to murder a tiny russian woman, an asshole to his face, laughing the whole time

yes he’s your baby boy, but he’s also a troll lmao

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that's an incredibly smooth spin. I wonder if it was intentionally done to convey Bob's reluctance to hurt his 'friends'

boy: *breaks the arm*

MAN: *carefully spins the shield to avoid damaging the arm*

The flirting of mentally unstable supersoldiers is i n s a n e.

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her.

I dont really read the comics or anything but I think live action alpine if we ever get one should be one of those scraggly wiggly looking ones

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I dont really read the comics or anything but I think live action alpine if we ever get one should be one of those scraggly wiggly looking ones

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Winter Soldier metal arm study 💪

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I usually let myself colour pick from the ref but I was so strict with making sure I chose my own colours and god, I'm so proud

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quote so good i had to illustrate it

likes / reblogs greatly appreciated :))

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"Too lazy to get up and grab my wallet" is a load-bearing personality flaw, easily curbing at least 55% of my ill-advised spending. Which is why I treat "accidentally memorizing my credit card number" like a national security threat

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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'respectively' is such a good sentence modifier. it allows you to define lists in parallel and zip them