mortallyclassypizza
mortallyclassypizza
Who up slaying they princess
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She/They. Trans Lesbian, 29 My blog is a whole mess, but expect cute anime women, fromsoft, hollow knight, baldurs gate 3, FFXIV and generally me being gay Icon made by the fiancee @chibiwhitemage
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mortallyclassypizza · 9 hours ago
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Yeah, if I saw my crush in a maid outfit, I'd react that way too.
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mortallyclassypizza · 10 hours ago
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From please make the Iron Menial a Nightfarer, I am begging you
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i've got my eye on him
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mortallyclassypizza · 10 hours ago
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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mortallyclassypizza · 11 hours ago
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does anyone have that comic about soulslike bosses where it's
"amorphous mass of tentacles: okay, I got this
some guy staring into the sunset just called The Captain: oh fuck"
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mortallyclassypizza · 15 hours ago
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It's my birthday. As a gift to me, can you please tell me your favorite fun fact
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! here is my favorite fun fact!!
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mortallyclassypizza · 15 hours ago
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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mortallyclassypizza · 15 hours ago
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Duchess needs a Ciaran skin
The darkwraith is fine. The Black Leather outfit is a little insulting, of all the Ds1 fashion to pull
Especially considering that Ds1 features the coolest assassin girl in any from soft game
The Lord's Blade Ciaran
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Like. Look at her.
Tell me that's not a perfect match to Duchess' play style
And considering that you could get the darkwood grain ring in Ds1 to flip around with, Ciaran quite literally was the blueprint for this archetype.
Give me a Ciaran outfit for Nightreign - let the Lord's Blade strike true against the Night
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mortallyclassypizza · 18 hours ago
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mortallyclassypizza · 1 day ago
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actually the real reason why so many trans women are becoming doggirls is so that we can get into womens' sports on air bud rules
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mortallyclassypizza · 1 day ago
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Burnice🔥🔥🔥
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mortallyclassypizza · 1 day ago
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colored sketch cm for bogarting!~
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mortallyclassypizza · 1 day ago
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⏲️ Time taken to make this artwork: 9 hours over 2 days 🎨 Using Aseprite and a Huion tablet ~
🩷 Means the world to me that you support me with your Reblogs, Comments, & Likes!
🔥 Alt version is up on my P4tr3on for members!
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mortallyclassypizza · 2 days ago
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starlight shards?
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mortallyclassypizza · 2 days ago
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Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either
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mortallyclassypizza · 2 days ago
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just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons
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mortallyclassypizza · 2 days ago
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tried doing a solo round with ironeye. opened an evergaol and it was some beastmen i was like okay whatever that’s easy. a nearby erdtree avatar sensed me and joined the fray. then the world’s biggest hater morgott decided “this is the best time to spawn in” and literally spawned in on top of me. so that’s how that went xoxo gossip girl
edit: heres the crime caught in 4k
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mortallyclassypizza · 3 days ago
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👁️👄👁️
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