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realizing i am essentially a god presiding over my creations. and i choose to put them in chaotic situations. anyways heres me picking one up

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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so i didn't make a part for the ultrakill map (i was a backup) but i did make this. get ready gamers. it's coming

(@captialluke made a better trailer here. map is hosted by @arensika and @mipexch)

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the ultrakill map project me and @arensika started about nearly a year ago now has Finally finished. put together a small trailer to honor everyone's hard work. i'm way too excited to finally get to share it

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the ultrakill map project me and @arensika started about nearly a year ago now has Finally finished. put together a small trailer to honor everyone's hard work. i'm way too excited to finally get to share it

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so i didn't make a part for the ultrakill map (i was a backup) but i did make this. get ready gamers. it's coming

(@captialluke made a better trailer here. map is hosted by @arensika and @mipexch)

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Behold! The power of an angel!

After 3 and a half months he is done! My first cosplay! Photos were taken by @/anubikroniks_the_photographer on instagram. The swords model was bought from Woltregin on Cults3D (they were actually a gift for "kid’s day") And the armor was made by me <3

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the more things change the more they stay the same

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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play toys ?

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this heat, an evil heat

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woe, my gosling be upon ye

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad