He/Him/Ze Alien from the fourth dimensionI like lots of things! Right now it is Homestuck :3 Just having a nice time here posting art and looking at funny pictures
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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby
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terezi :33
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@almostourgalaxy
Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.
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me and the boys when we godtier
#homestuck#homestuck cosplay#hs cosplay#fancytier#fancytiercosplay#dave strider#john egbert#karkat vantas#davekat#pepsicola#john dave karkat
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Omg invader zimmm
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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
#well my pfp here is myself#and my discord pfp is. jevil#so i dont know what will happen but it will probably be very scary or perhaps very freaky if i play my cards right
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this is really cute guaah >_<
hello tumblr. here is a picture i drew that i really like. i think i especially like aradia’s design; might draw her more in the future.
#homestuck#hs fanart#animal crossing#equius zahhak#nepeta leijon#aradia megido#gamzee makara#tavros nitram#john egbert#jade harley#dave strider
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oh lawd he comin
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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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while i didnt myself i've had a significant amount of friends who kept chicks and chickens and i had the exact same reaction he's so LITTLE hes the size of a soda bottle </3 i ended up ordering a plushie of him online so i could be niceys to him bro deserves it
also it turns out he's played by the dude from scrubs that caught me off guard
developing paternal feelings toward chicken little
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Cookin up some possible new charms 🤓
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happy 612! in honor of the occasion, i managed to finally finish a homestuck lineup…
it’s my humanstuck, but i put them each into different distinct eras/niches of semi-recent american history. i felt like it. they're all 16/17 here, as they are usually.
i took most of their outfits straight out of media from each respective era (tweaking a few colors here and there), so i hope they’re accurate enough. let me know if they are, and whether or not you can tell what everyone’s supposed to be.
this was really fun, and i do really want to do the humans next. i’ve already given most of them their assignments, so it’s just a matter of drawing and coloring them…
#homestuck#hs fanart#humanstuck#hs lineup#beta trolls#what's funny is sollux is stated in pesterquest to like the alternian version of tf2#'group stronghold 2' i believe its called#i really like this lineup :DDD
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this is really nice !!! i love the way naipunya is written, she seems like such a silly and nice girl, i like how she's so curious (like a cat!) and how she's very blunt with her words to ezequiel, i really think she wouldnt mean it like an insult because she loves animals!!! and she met one of the few people that wouldn't take it as an insult either, they're wonderful friends for each other ^_^ hurray hurray lovely writing :D
okay guys. here’s a little humanstuck writing i did today accompanied by a sketch because it feels weird posting with no art:
That kid never sits with anybody, Naipunya’s thinking. What’s his deal?
She’s carrying her big plastic lunch tray out of the kitchen, which bears today’s lunch, spaghetti and meatballs. Soggy and crumbly and they never taste good. There’s a carton of 2% skim milk on the side, and some baby carrots, similarly soggy and tasteless. They’re stale, too, and dry. How can something be dry and soggy at the same time? They’re making everyone take a vegetable with their lunch, for nutrition. Nobody eats it though, so it’s a waste of food. It’s such a waste of food, so why do they do that? Naipunya doesn’t understand it.
She stands in the cafeteria noise outside the kitchen with her tray, pondering this dilemma, and thinking about where to sit today. She’s still watching that kid. His hair is straight and brown and long. He kind of looks like a girl if you look at him from the back, she thinks. That kid never gets the school lunch. He brings a big metal lunchbox instead. He’s sitting at his usual table today. Nobody else is sitting there. He doesn’t talk to anyone.
He’s unpacking his lunch, presently focused solely on the big box. First he unfolds a big white napkin, which had neatly enveloped a round white plate. The napkin is placed, slightly crumpled and askew, and the plate goes on top. With the boy having cleared the plate, the rest of the lunchbox’s contents below are now freed. From where Naipunya’s standing, it’s hard to see exactly what else is inside.
She’s deciding now whether or not she’s going to sit with him today. She doesn’t particularly have anywhere else to be, but maybe he’s alone for a reason. Maybe he’s mean. But maybe no one sits with him because he doesn’t have any friends. Naipunya decides she’ll move closer to his table to get a better look.
He’s pulling out a sizable glass bottle of milk now, which had lain aside two other wrapped things. His posture straightens slightly as he handles it, and he eagerly uncaps the bottle in anticipation. He grips the bottle with both hands and, raising it to his mouth, drinks it down voraciously. She watches him drink for several seconds, swallowing each gulp with increasing intensity. Finally, he slams the glass back down, having drunk almost the whole bottle in one long swig. The glass makes a loud CLUNK against the cafeteria table. He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, not bothering to recap the bottle.
Closer, she can see him clearer now. His dark hair contrasts sharply with his pale face. Besides the hair that falls down his back about his shoulderblades, choppy bangs cover the sides of his forehead. The sides, but not the middle, because he’s got a cowlick on the top of his head which pushes them away like some sort of curtain. Now he’s taking the bigger of the two wrapped things out of his box, a sandwich with lettuce, and putting it on his plate. His hair makes him look like a horse.
“Your hair makes you look like a horse.” she tells him, standing over his table now.
The horse boy startles slightly at the sound —evidently he hadn’t noticed her approach in all the room’s noise— but regains his composure quickly, turning to look in her direction. His eyes are blueish grey. His face has brightened a bit; his previous seriousness now replaced with something almost like a smile.
“Yes,” he says, pausing before he continues, “Thank you.”
Naipunya beams.
i haven’t really done any creative writing like this in about six years, i think. i’m kind of nervous sharing it because of that. please don’t be super mean in the comments.
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why do some trolls have psionics? where does that come from?
So on an evolutionary standpoint it's probably designed to help with building of hives(Telekinesis), and deterents to the. Fucking absurd predatory megafauna.(Lazer Eyes) stuff like mind control is probably SUPPOSED to help with coordination of groups for tasks, and possibly also long distance communication.
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sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really.
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Alien exploring human gender but hasn't exactly got it down
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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what is the biggest difference in being a troll vs. being human? that is to say, if a human turned into a troll and didn't have immediate access to their reflection, what would tip them off?
Smaller size, different skin tone, different HEAD SHAPE, feet are shaped diff- actually hang on real quick buddy-
So imagine going from either of THESE bodies to a human. You would notice IMMEDIATELY
#homestuck#hs fanart#gundog#no but this does make sense#these are two very different beings i would notice quickly too!#saturn ampora#orphaner dualscar#jerzim wiskor
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