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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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okay once and for all

no nuance, no "oh but im allergic/its something different/whatever the fuck" either pick a side or dont answer

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We did it. We’re finally free.

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sorry i haven't read your fic yet it's been in my open tabs for 8 months

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hiring a maid girl, To clean the house. and hiring an unmaid girl, To unclean the house. and hiring an unmade girl, To not have been created . and not do anything to the house

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*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

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oh shit my leitmotif is on here hold my drink

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Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

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req'd by @onyourstageleft

god this is me most weeks

text: The Wikipedia rabbit hole trapped me again lads

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that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

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[4/?] + inspired by

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Spirit Halloween is defrosting as we speak

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I think about “I will CRASH this BUTCH MEchaNiSm into an EMBANKMENT Wall!” at least twice a week.

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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

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Three months ago I saw a clip of some guys struggling to light a cigarette. One grabs a hammer and starts whacking a steel rod then uses the generated heat to light it and they all lose their minds.

Anyway I entered a fugue state for a bit and here we are.

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I hired those crumbs to go in your bed