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walked into my favorite cafe in my hometown for the first time since moving back and they've gentrified the fuck out of it. im in mourning.
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anthony bourdain - clips from roadrunner & a cooks tour
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what's your opinion on the single pierced nipple look?
imagine michelangelo's david with a single pierced nipple. you now have a deeper understanding of contrapposto
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hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.
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don’t flirt with me I’ll start imagining you in my little delusional scenarios before bed
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becoming a monk and marrying God due to tragic and unrealistic desire for a 24/7 sadomasochistic relationship with a morally flawless top
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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live
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