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My... how salacious! Love may truly be in the air! Officiated, with romance!

knights kissing

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A-ah... well I suppose if it is to ease the burdens of thy heart. *climbs under blanket in a cacophony of clanks. The blanket gets caught in the grooves of the armor.*

Not officiated, as this is awfully impractical. I will simply wait at thy door instead. *gets up, dragging the blanket with me*

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

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Honk... shooo... honk... shoooooo- HYAH! N-NO. I WAS NOT ASLEEP AT MY POST. LEAVE ME BE, WITH HASTE. N-NOT OFFICiate...... hoooonk.... shoooo

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Don't lie to us! If you say you have a quest, I beseech you, convey the contents to me immediately! I am raring for battle.

Officiated, with disappointment!

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

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Huzzah! Historical accuracy is fun if that's the sort of thing you care about, but prithee, dear audience, don't be Dicks. Officiated, with accuracy!

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Well, in truth, I fear I am outclassed. But together, with the cavalry, perhaps the kingdom of knights can prevail! Hurrah for determination, hurrah!

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@evilwizard

(no propaganda submitted)

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“Huzzah! This blog has a great amount of honor! Hurrah for polls, hurrah!”

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But are they official? Huzzah! In truth, these posts are honourable! Officiated, in compilation!

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!! HURRAH FOR VICTORY!!!!!!!!

Huzzah! My gratitude! Onto the next duel, truly, with honor!

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Ahh, congratulations!

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- @i-give-worms

Thank you dear friend! You fought honourably. I appreciate the tithe, huzzah! Hurrah for honor, hurrah!

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Huzzah I will not for this post... your post is important! And under normal circumstances I would tell you to never leave your post, but alas! One should never remain with a king who restricts your thinking such that these quandaries cannot be pondered! Officiated, with work/life balance!

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Hear ye, hear ye! Armor is a necessity for the safety of us all! Officiated, with safety!

you heard the man. don’t be an armorless jackass

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Huzzah! A contest that will be remembered for the ages... let us do battle!

Round 0

@i-give-worms

(no propaganda submitted)

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“Huzzah! This blog has a great amount of honor! Hurrah for polls, hurrah!”

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Hurrah! Stories and jousting always cool my temper. Officiated, with wisdom!

You need to set up enrichment for your knights or else they will escape their enclosure and begin pillaging and burning down the homes of your peasantry. Your castle might benefit from a tournament or perhaps some inspiring stories about proper manners at dinner time.

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Remember to sanitize any bites which break skin! Officiated, with caution...

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I can only imagine. It takes enough time without you gazing longingly into my eyes! We're in the Hundred Years War, not the Hundred Years Morn, we must depart before sunrise! Officiated, with frustration!

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

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In truth, airports are not my favorite location. Don't get me started on the dent they put in my frogmouth helm. Officiated, with truth!

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

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Ahhh, true companionship. Huzzah! Officiated, with tenderness!

In this narrow view, you become my world.