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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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traditional commission I did for my goat Aksel from the take it easy patreon discord 🔥🔥 had sooo much fun with this one
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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DID I EVER MAKE A INFO POST ABT LNV TED? i cant find it. ok well
las nevadas ted is a dsmp au i made with some buddies of mine like last year around this time. concept basically introduced Ted Nivison into the dsmp narrative (along with The Void) during the las nevadas storyline. quackity hired him to be a bouncer for lnv as a whole!
issue: Ted is like. actually crazy. he is milkman level and beyond crazy. all because The Void! so he has this issue that he brought from smplive called The Void, which was once a missing chunk in smpl that had a religion/cult all ran by Ted himself. when smplive blew up, ted died but got a little kickstart by a deal he made with The Void. of course the deal includes Ted being The Void’s vessel!
Ted’s deal is that as a bouncer, he has to enforce authority. obviously. but this Void issue makes him more violent than the normal person and he starts to Crave Violence and it basically builds up until he starts actually harming people. because The Void. if he manages to actually kill anybody, that’s when The Void really comes into play
The Void plays as a foil to the Eggpire’s infection. The Eggpire infects and takes over, The Void destroys anything and everything. i’ve had this idea bouncing around in my head where Quackity purposely forces ted into his Void State so he can use The Void to get rid of the egg, but it just ends in the whole server ending. or something. i have a pin board
#WAIT THIS IS SO PEAK OH MY GORT#i completely forgot smplive had the void first#and the parallels between c!ted and c!sam........ thinking.........#mcyt#dsmp
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society if ted nivison joined the dream smp and became las nevadas’ bouncer (scorched earth)
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SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS, IT COULD SAVE A LIFE
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
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CUOMO CONCEDED!!! SEX OFFENDER DOWN!!!
#greeny stop talking#NYC I KNEW U COULD DO IT ❤️#GET MAMDANI INTO THE GENERAL ELECTIONS AS WELL!!!#FUCK CUOMO
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how the fuck am i supposed to get an apartment when there's barely anything in my area!!! i live in fucking nothingburger land!!!
#greeny stop talking#im trying to move out of my parent's house but there's literally jack shit around me!!! fuck my stupid baka life!!!#if anyone has some Tips and Tricks PLEASE let me know 🙏 im dying out here
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Just some sketches because I was thinking about my pumpkinduo cowboy AU again🙃
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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson
#I LOVE PIGEONS RAHHHHHHHH#RIPS OFF MY SHIRT TO REVEAL ANOTHER SHIRT THAT SAYS “NUMBER 1 PIGEON FAN”
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Best art advice I’ve been given
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation
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