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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised

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Also a lot is obviously going on but let's not forget.

Colin.

He called it Freddy. Said he messed up.

"Sorry to bother you.... bye Alice" king you are not beating the first to die allegations

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so. to summarise that episode. uhm. colins probably dead. freddys fucked. lenas left. gwen has lenas job now. the rift was pulling celia. celia kinda manipulated sam to ultimately throw him in the rift. the archivist was there. but also went through the rift. sams essentially schrödingers cat???? all the while gwen, was just drinking in lenas office. the oiars total number of staff has just been halved. oh and a guy turned into concrete??? honestly not bad for a finale it would he worse (worms)

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celia sam and alice experiencing the horrors at hilltop with the archivist following them, the custodian turning to? stone? and whatever the Fuck is going on with colin

meanwhile gwen back at the OIAR:

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Sir a second Bouchard has hit the office managerial potision

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Weirdmageddon deleted scene

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the magnus archives but the cast just works at a mcdonalds

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the serotonin dump i get from martin’s “fuck off,” when jon tells him how to quit the archive is unmatched

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scary things happening in weather world rn

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Honestly I feel so much for Jon because like the first time he went "yeah I trust you, I believe your story" they immediately get taken by the distortion from right under his nose and then he gets taunted by that fact forever

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archive and protocol

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Season 1 and 4 sketches :D

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Cecil Palmer could do TMA but Jon Sims could not do WTNV. Cecil has no fucking curiosity, as the Archivist he would read all the statements and go “golly, these sure are fun :)” then find out about the Fears and kill Elias in three days. Jon in Night Vale would be fired and eaten day 1

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archive and protocol

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hello jon

:)

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This post is on my mind way too often

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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising