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because you're my king and i'm your lionheart

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the way Aragorn just fully zonks out any time he goes to sleep will never not be funny to me. like- I’m rereading the fellowship rn and after giving a whole rant about how they’re finally safe to sleep peacefully he just

“cast himself down upon his couch and fell at once into a long sleep.”

bro just collapses lmao

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semiaquatic secret agent

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Me and my rarepair against the world

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save me sexy british army doctor save me

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

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fan art of the ghostsoap au from @valiants ! Its sooo aesthetic and romantic 💘 i fvcking love it! :,D

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extremely ooc for altair to do this to malik after his return from solomon's temple but idc

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brotherly embrace

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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another random headcanon about how tintin sounds! he has a soft high pitched voice and sometimes gets mistaken for a woman over the phone (this never happens in canon but in adaptations he often has a higher pitched voice as he's a younger character. i like to think he keeps his voice even after he enters adulthood)

i did a comic about accents over here

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Feanorian Week Day Five- the Works of Curufin

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

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night mode btw

[assassin's creed] lads i just realised i can turn my bedroom into the bureaus. like. i have the crafting skills. this will also be a great excuse to buy a rug and even more floor pillows. i already have a ton of vining plants (pothos and scindapsus. alas, morning glories or thinner leafed vines (whatever vines they put as the game's asset) dont grow well indoors) that'll make my window look like the bureaus' trellises. i can just be in the jerusalem bureau—my current favourite safe spot to Exist in.