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Hermits logging in for the sole purpose of yelling at other Hermits mid-stream my beloved

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So THAT'S how she got her name

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im fucking losing it

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other hermits doing base lore: i want it to look like this cave has been here for hundreds of years with different generations using it and adding things to it

mumbo doing base lore: smacks table COME ON DOWN TO BIG RONS REDSTONE BARN

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yeah

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marcille didn't even BLINK she saw falin transformed into a terrifying chimera with the blood of their allies splattered on her, holding one of their corpses like a sack of potatoes and she went "baby do you recognize me falin please talk to me it's ok guys she's just a little confused" i mean marcille honey i love you but your girlfriend has a milf crushed under her newly acquired dragon claw

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The tanukis of the server

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One of Xisuma mannerism I really love is when he just become a fidget spinner

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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love when I see a screenshot of in-game chat that looks like this

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girls with hooves 🫶 girls who freeze when vehicles come towards them at high speeds 💖 girls with antlers 🥰 girls who travel in herds of 5 to 6 individuals 💕

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ren will log on and receive like five hundred bouquets of flowers and pieces of meat from martyn and messages of “miss you man” “collab tonite king?” “wanna get married or no” “i spend every living second of my life yearning for you and i named a robot after you and you’re still my mine craft boyfriend” and ren will be like “not reading all of that” and immediately bounce across the river like “hiiii falsieee hii my homie how was the event :33333”

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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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LETS GO PINK PARROTS!!!!

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i am ill

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stream sunday