greggslife

[greggslife]

can the passage of time leave me the fuck alone pls?

[greggslife]

Bear in mind, bird in hand, and in the other hand?

Bush.

[greggslife]

everyone is sick of reading everyone else's list of personal problems at the top of their blogs, we've been over all the reasons why this is a bad idea both interpersonally and as an online safety thing, however i think it should also be mentioned that just showing me the big list of what's wrong with you first thing when i click on your blog counts as spoilers and ruins the narrative tension. i clicked on your blog to find out over time, through a series of mysterious flashbacks and delightful subtextual nods, what's wrong with you. youre taking all the fun out of it

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but I wanna get rewarded for consistent long term effort nooooow

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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[greggslife]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

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I love how we've lost the plot so thoroughly on what "pov" means as far as a TikTok/reel/whatever and now it's functionally the same as rod serling saying "imagine if you will"

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Something I really respect about the kids these days™ is how quickly they will tell someone to kill themselves.

Someone being rude to you? Demand they end their lives.

No middle ground, no escalation. Just state that you would prefer they no longer existed.

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hi its nice to meet you :) (uses my ability to implant memories of us being childhood friends into your subconscious so you already like me) i mean hey its been so long howve you been hows your mom (remembers your mom died when you were very young and i had implanted memories of comforting you at the funeral) uhhh i mean your other mom (implants memories of your dad transitioning)

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I really don't want to come off as an asshole because I don't think bullying people truly changes hearts and minds but we have got to make it socially unacceptable to parrot the "why the fuck does this ethically made screen-printed t-shirt from a small artist cost $40" shit. That's what things cost to make, I'm sorry. I am not a fan of inflation or low wages either but things that have multiple people working on them and needing to make a living through their sale that are less than $30-$50 these days are not being made ethically. Just in general. Doesn't matter what it is. T shirt. Tote bag. Phone case. Perfume. Whatever. This really isn't rocket science and the clouded perception people seem to have about this topic when it comes to apparel is bad. It is goofy. It is lame. If you want to pay less than that, thrifting, DIY clothing, and other things are options. In fact, DIY is a great option! I would love anyone who complains about $40 ethically made t-shirts to try making a t-shirt for less than $40. Many people do this, but they do it by becoming talented artisans in their own right, and I think if you were to gain those skills and then tried to make a living off them, you would also ask for $40. It is not the punk cool indie DIY serve you think it is to complain about this shit. There are ways to complain about the core topics without actually complaining about the price point. Chill on that stuff and save the complaining for massive artists who churn out shirts at fast fashion speeds, or just complain about fast fashion, or whatever.

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“All moans of pleasure, which can be problematic as they can sometimes be associated with pain or discomfort, will be replaced with enthusiastic yippees to keep the tone consensual” -CaitVi kinktober account probably

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Eating so much pussy I'm shitting clits Sunday.

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[greggslife]

TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language

via reddit.com

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you're on your knees, hands tied behind your back, bag over your head. "nothing personal, just can't leave any loose ends." i cock my nerf blaster and hit you on the back of your head with a foam dart. you fall over and sink into a ball pit. i stoically honk my clown nose and drive away in a comically small car