greinkeephus
greinkeephus
baseball, the game of infinite space
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lew | mid-twenties | he/him | polymath but ironically | phillies, red sox, twins, general baseball | I LIKE MY BASEBALL PLAYERS WOKE OR QUIET | huge homosexual | I write stories and make art | talking heads sideblog @musicforactivitiesfreaks / mash sideblog @writtenbyalanalda
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greinkeephus · 3 days ago
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ok all the chicago cubs pope jokes we were making. we all have to create white sox versions of those now
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greinkeephus · 3 days ago
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comment made me laugh out loud
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greinkeephus · 3 days ago
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every example of the "Mandela effect" ranges from mildly embarrassing for the people who buy into it (at best) to "this betrays a fundamental lack of attention to the world around you combined with profound egocentrism" (at worst) but nothing can ever top the titular example. a bunch of (white) people just assumed Nelson Mandela died in prison, and the best explanation they could come up with was that the fabric of reality itself had warped around them, leaving only themselves and other (white) people with their original memories. like. okay. im gonna Occam's Razor this bitch and say that actually everyone who bought into that is just racist
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greinkeephus · 5 days ago
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Daily Painting
Stuart Davis MEMO (1960)
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greinkeephus · 5 days ago
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in 1965 bob dylan went electric. And if he didn’t, we would not have lights or refrigerators or even computer
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greinkeephus · 6 days ago
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Milo Rossi bringing attention to Hopewell earthworks… there is good left in the world
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greinkeephus · 6 days ago
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baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person
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greinkeephus · 7 days ago
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it's really important to put lots of effort into bits that suck and are terrible
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greinkeephus · 7 days ago
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Max Mason, Brandon Marsh In Left Field, Citizens Bank Park, 2024, Oil On canvas
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greinkeephus · 8 days ago
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the catcher and umpire relationship is so funny to me because they're like friends that can barely stand each other. they're worried about each other's wellbeing and there's a ton of mutual respect but it's also well known that the catcher is trying to fool the umpire and the umpire is trying to catch him. the catcher will probably end the game resenting the umpire no matter what. they just have to hang out for three hours not as friends but also not as enemies and not even really as coworkers. it's so fascinating to me.
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greinkeephus · 8 days ago
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Primal screaming on my bike ride home because I wanna suck his dickkkkkkk
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greinkeephus · 9 days ago
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5 stars, don't remember a thing
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greinkeephus · 10 days ago
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hes such a loser. I would hate to date him. I gotta fuck him though
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greinkeephus · 10 days ago
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Because the word "love" isn't written into your book.
A piece about Spock imagining himself as all the women Kirk has been with. It is also about people’s tendency to believe that autistic people aren’t sexual individuals.
Tumblr won’t let me post the full thing, you can check it out here
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greinkeephus · 10 days ago
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cast of a cult classic sexcom set in a leather bar
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greinkeephus · 10 days ago
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(Parted From Me and Never Parted) Never and Always Touching and Touched, collaged watercolor, 2025
This is part of a five piece series about the autistic experience shown through Spock
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
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greinkeephus · 11 days ago
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hi
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