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embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.
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dreaming of a world where heads and tummies don't hurt
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Respectfully, I want to love you in front of people who didn't. I want them to see how much you glow when you're treated right.
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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:
If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.
Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!
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One day we will wake up and there will be crabs.
In the meantime, look after each other.
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years after the inconclusive FDA outbreak investigation #1064 ("dry cereal") from 2022, with over 550 fucking adverse effects reported (WHICH IS A LOT!), and the LARGEST influx of reports iwaspoisoned had ever seen, people are still reporting mystery gut issues, sometimes excruciatingly painful, after eating lucky charms and cheerios. this is not limited to one or a few flavors, I have seen this across a bunch of different flavors and varieties of both.
there has never been a recall about this. there has never been a cause found. the investigation was closed without figuring out what the fuck is making people sick. lucky charms is blatantly aimed at kids, and cheerios spent decades making a name for itself as 'healthy' and 'safe' for people with major medical issues.
anecdotally since 2022 I have spoken to a lot of people who either had their kid's mystery gut issues clear up after their kids stopped eating those cereals, or had their own mystery gut issues clear up after they stopped eating the cereals themselves. and yes, this includes people without a gluten sensitivity.
if you eat any flavors of lucky charms or cheerios, and you have any kind of mystery gut issues going on, please try avoiding the cereals for a week or few and see if anything improves or clears up.
and yeah, I am never eating ANY lucky charms or cheerios again. they KNOW their cereals are making people sick. they just hope everyone forgot.
#two of only 3 cereals i can consistently eat??#the food industry is out to get me istg#rebooping in case other folks aren't aware bc i sure wasn't
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i really need food companies to stop padding out their ready-to-eat meals with fucking soy protein
#the autism needs ready-to-eat meals but the autism tummy can't handle 80% of them#it was listed in this soup TWICE. TWICE. WHY#grey gabs#rant
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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice
#i don't think y'all understand the horror of reading an incredible fic and looking at the author's page#only to find that the only other fics they've written are for fucking dream smp rpf
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”
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boyy. why are you so Ears
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Teen LGBT Squad
Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.
This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke
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the flow of time is always cruel.. or something like that
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how did two buttons pop off my shirt in the washer? TWO?? wtf happened in there
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I realized I never posted this
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