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just realized riz never told anyone about his financial issues so when he just showed up to junior year and gave fig and kristen enormous binders with an itemized list of all the things they needed to do to graduate with a certain gpa they just did it bc riz asked them to and literally no other reason at all

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The Legend Of SWORD DOG

From Mistymountainlegends on insta

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the only true ally

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Did y’all know how long bactine (a numbing spray) lasts??? Like okay, so im terribly sunburned on my legs, so I sprayed some bactine on it like 2 days ago and I licked my leg, don’t ask, and the part of my tongue that touched it went numb for like 30 seconds

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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?

How about you follow me to this special room

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I made friends that like the stuff that I do, and I don’t feel ashamed to share the stuff I like around them, and Im like “wow this is me??? It feels like its been so long” and I feel that sadly says something

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Just the “OH SHIT” face, before he thinks for a second like “eh I don’t need those” and going back to sleep is beautiful

For the ugly cat au. I wonder if Stone ever tried to take Ivo to the vet. I don’t think cat Ivo would have let him for the justifiable worry of coming back missing a few important things. Or getting a mirochip put in him.

I think he's weird enough to not care as much as he probably should.

@imdoingmybestgoddamnit told us how to say cat in Finnish, so thank you!!

ko-fi

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Oh snap, just caught it, is Eclipse's naturally hair color blonde or black?

who's to say

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guardian angel

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Eclipse singing at the top of his lungs “MOTHER KNOWS BEST!!!” (I believe he only sing villain songs) as DeVoid disassociates

how does the cast deal with stress?

Aika pushes it deep deep down (AVOID AVOID AVOID)

Hoshi flies to space for some alone, meditation time

Zira furiously journals

Eclipse sings it out

DeVoid stares at a wall

Miss buries herself deeper into work

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people don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that bruce can sub in his kids as batman when he's too busy. like can you imagine it from the league's perspective? imagine you have this really mysterious, geniusly scary guy that you know next to nothing about, never cracks a smile and yet always comes out on top, and one day he shows up to a league meeting and there's just something... off. about him.

you can't pin it down because he's literally acting exactly the same as usual and there's no reason to think there's anything wrong, but maybe he shifted in his seat one to many times, or he looked just a tad bit too bored during green lantern's case review, but something's just... odd. so you quietly ask superman after the meeting if anything's up with the bat bcs you know those two are closer and also clark can hear heartbeats so if something's wrong surely he'll pick it up? and without hesitation he leans over to you and mumbles 'yeah batman was busy, that's his 17 yr old son. he's a crime lord and kills people sometimes though so we're not allowed to let him into the weapons department.' and then walks away like it's normal.

like the whiplash the league must go through every time they realise that no, this is not their fearless dark and brooding leader, this is in fact one of his dipshit kids being forced to sub in bcs the real batman broke an ankle, is incredible.

wonder woman: so that's my proposed plan, what are your thoughts batman?

batman: hn. i think that- *voice raising two octaves* oh shit hold on my phones buzzing

the league:

batman, answering the phone and immediately dropping the Bat Posture™: what do you mean- aw come on little wing that's not fair! but- no, NO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ALFRED I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU- IM SORRY OK I'LL BUY YOU MORE- *catches sight of the league watching him, baffled* *stiffens* ok listen i promise to replace them but i gotta go, please show me mercy iloveyoubye *hangs up*

the league:

batman:

batman: *coughs awkwardly*

superman: *sighs*

batman, to superman: ...red hood found out i ate his chocolate pretzels-

superman, shaking his head: just... just stop.

the flash: so this isn't batman either, is it?

wonder woman: if this one's also a criminal im losing my mind.

superman, tiredly: no no, this one isn't a criminal. this one's actually a cop.

batman: *sinks down in his seat* b's gonna kill me

green lantern, mystified: where does he keep GETTING you all from!?

'batman' dick, who made a pact with jason to Always Fuck With Bruce Whenever The Opportunity Arises: batman is a whore.

they think they've finally sussed out all 2 of batman's kids and then one day during a meeting 'batman' ends up on a 30 minute rant about different hacking methods this tech villain could be using that results in him half way through a sentence breaking off to say '-oh uncle clark could you pass me that pen- thanks, anyway so-' and then five minutes after that when the league have all been exchanging incredulous looks he finally freezes and is like. SHIT.

wonder woman: you're different from the other two, aren't you?

batman: maybe i am maybe i'm not, you can't prove it.

wonder woman:

green lantern: so like, are you new or have you just managed to avoid sub duty up until now?

superman, coughing: actually, this is this ones ninth occasion of replacing batman. you've just never realised before.

the league:

batman: yeah actually the other two are kinda mad i lasted longer than them...

the flash: how the fuck does he keep getting kids with the exact same build as him!??!?

'batman' tim, spent 20 minutes padding the suit out so he would look the part, still mad that bruce keeps palming WE work off on him: oh he forces us to take steroids for it.

the league, concerned:

superman, pinching the bridge of his nose: now come on red robin-

batman, fully tearing up and looking distraught: PLEASE uncle clark, it HURTS, you can't keep COVERING FOR HIM!

superman, frantically to the league: this one lies.

bonus

the league, squinting at batman:

the league: ...

superman: *head in his hands, too disappointed to do anything*

the league: *silently exchanging looks, wondering if anybody's brave enough to say anything*

duke as batman, fully aware this is fucking stupid but jason and tim fell on the floor laughing when dick came up with the idea and frankly, he wanted to see if anybody would have to guts to call him out: so, are we all ready to start the meeting?

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alfred gave them the sheets

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They're gonna use the extra income to buy fancy coffee

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silly little sketch of athena dealing with a young lovestruck odysseus

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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all