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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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🌾🪷🌱🌼
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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Absolutely. Fucking. Disgusting.
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(link to post) (link to Clerk House vote results)
(link to Business Insider's article confirming this)
From that article:
"Antisemitism is deplorable, but expanding it to include criticism of Israel is not helpful," Massie wrote on X.
I hope everyone of those islamophobic, arabphobic, Palestinianphobic, antisemitic 412 members of house lose their elections to people who actually give a damn about Palestine.
ALL of them put their seats in jeopardy with this shit.
Anti-zionism isn't antisemitic, Palestinians are native to the region AND EXIST and NONE of them are listening to anyone about that. Fuck all of them.
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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A tortious is sponsoring posts
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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catholic priest drag king called Father Issues
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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best jerma jokes are the ones where he has his webcam on and has text overlay and he’s pretending to do something
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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greywarden-shepard · 2 years ago
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You know that thing where you see a gorgeous view (left) and try to take a picture of it, but your phone camera is a joyless fucking nihilist who refuses to see the beauty in anything and only sees this (right)
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