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today someone told me i look like florence pugh, and honestly? we truly do not resemble each other physically, but the two of us share Vibes. like that person wasn't right but they're not Wrong

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After all, there is nothing real outside our perception of reality, is there? VIDEODROME (1983) dir. David Cronenberg

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Me when the themes and motifs connect in my brain

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alright well to be fair, some of the things i come up with are objectively hilarious enough to transcend being caught in the tangle of human lives

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state of the marlee update: my spouse & i are cooking amazing food while rocking out to deeply terrible music but like unironically, i got Valentines in different area codes (hi @delgrosso), i’m probs going back to the hospital soon but there is joy in the world

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this lady, getting absolutely railed: when my mom and i went to the zoo i liked the bears and she liked the monkeys

if anyone reading this ever had a john green phase And any interest in pornography, it is vital to me that you know that a video on the front page of pornhub today is starring a performer called Alaska Young. i have so many questions. i want to study this woman in a controlled laboratory environment 

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if anyone reading this ever had a john green phase And any interest in pornography, it is vital to me that you know that a video on the front page of pornhub today is starring a performer called Alaska Young. i have so many questions. i want to study this woman in a controlled laboratory environment 

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decided to describe myself in pictures, lads

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so goddamn a-muse-ing

i don’t wanna be anybody’s fucking muse anymore. make your own goddamn art, leave me out of it

“i am my own muse, i am the subject i know best. the subject i want to know better.” ― Frida Kahlo

[[iris the art muse by karen gillmore // dogma by kevin smith // someone tell the boys by samia // peanuts 12/11/1954 by charles schulz // i was a manic pixie dream girl by natasha // washing machine heart by mitzki // sandman by neil gaiman // for love’s sake by jeffrey howard // malcolm & marie by sam levinson // reddit comment by u/_ataraxia]]

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i did a 5-minute standup set last night and it was dope as fuck.

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pondering those celestial objects you can pay money to name after yourself. is the cost just arbitrary? i’m going to keep googling the starr price to figure it out

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it’s been real, y’all, be well 🫡

i cant do this anymore

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i cant do this anymore

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[opens reddit]

[closes reddit]

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i think the main reason i can’t get into tiktok is that for the last 15 years we’ve all agreed that using too many hashtags is thirsty and desperate and now, what, all of a sudden #we #have #to #pretend #this #doesnt #evoke #immediate #distrust ??

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can’t live with pain like this much longer can’t can’t can’t