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[ID: Are you more stupid than a bird? End ID]

Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

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@spaghettiandeyeballs

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when you tag me in posts you think i’d like this is what it looks like

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I’m obsessed with this man

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haunted ass photo

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

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i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

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Wunking and entering

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he might be me

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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yes im a huge fan of "rock" (rocking back and forth) and "roll" (rolling on the floor)

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Don’t wake the sleeping baby

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just gonna stand there and watch me skwerm.. but that's okay, becorse i am a worm 😁🪱

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They Rolls up into a Ball…