Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones
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the narty man cometh
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Me: *heavily conceals dark circles under eyes*
Me: *uses eyeshadow to create new, better dark circles under eyes*
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I want kisses with little moans in between
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do u ever just like read over a text conversation and reevaluate ur whole life
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one time my parents got a dish with so much garlic on it that they got violently ill and my mom almost had to go to the hospital
“too much garlic” is a myth other flavors invented so that we’d care about them
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Walking in London (1992)
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this is one of this ironic memes bc gay meme culture is so 2015
i got the gays and memes to new orleans
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i got the gays and memes to new orleans
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Sweet
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korn
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new cryptid
me, shirtless and drunk, standing in your hallway at 2:47 am just absolutely chugging a bigass glass of water
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hey i meant to send an anon to riley calling him gay but he didn't get it and i have NO CLUE WHOM I FUCKIN SENT IT TOO
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mall shenanigans with @grimefucker69
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self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god
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