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at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

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what's your type ?

someone who wants me as much as I want them

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Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

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youve heard of "top of the morning" now get ready for

bottom of the night

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When pornstars watch porn it’s like masturbating to their co-workers working

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We have several pills to make an erection last longer but foot pedals to flush public toilets aren’t a standard thing.

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in a constant state of ‘how dare you assume i know what i’m doing’ but also ‘don’t you dare question me or what i’m doing’   

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Link must be down right terrifying for normal people in Hyrule to encounter.

He’s like a fucking heroic cryptid.

Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack by some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he’s gonna help.

And you’re skeptical of course cause look at him.

And then you find out that he’s basically a one man army who just fuckin wrecks the dragon/god/monsters/etc terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again.

Shit must be wild.

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How do you find will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints

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the force is like anxiety

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[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games to much, what a stupid thing to Fallout 4

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its not a sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm