grimmjowjaegerjaquez
grimmjowjaegerjaquez
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cecil - he/him - white - 28 - us - kofi @ cecilbecil
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 30 minutes ago
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Tourists are fucking up the Giants Causeway in Ireland by wedging coins between the rocks which are then eroding and staining everything and in some cases causing the rocks to crack. For any Americans on here planning to visit Ireland: There is a mystical and ancient Irish tradition says that when you visit any of our places of natural beauty you should speak at a normal volume, leave no trace you were there and fuck off home. Tell your friends and family.
Stop ruining fucking everything.
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 3 hours ago
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 3 hours ago
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it is, i think, symptomatic of the way larian has built this brand: bg3 was always marketed as being mature (read: sexual), and that was one of the big draws for players - myself included! especially as media pulls more towards extremes, with mainstream video games starting to get increasingly graphically sexual, graphically violent, and the vogue for 'grey morality' becomes the norm, those boundaries get pushed, and it becomes more and more of a selling point.
larian obviously focused on this, along with the How Do You Do, Fellow Kids brand, the increased accessibility of game devs on twitter, and adopted it heavily into their marketing strategy, and are now pretty reliant on the horny gamer crowd for a lot of their audience, and more importantly, they're doing this on purpose.
which is how you end up in situations like this.
characters (white men) the players want to fuck get centred: they get updates, they get more content, they get favoured. halsin's gone from a side character in EA to a half-fledged romance option, to a full romance option: he shows up in the promotional material, is larian's poster boy for the sex scenes, he gets more content with every update.
now gortash gets more heavily implied situationship lines with the dark urge, because players are horny for him. nevermind that some people aren't playing that way, or that he was originally set up to be a lower-level antagonist; nevermind that if the durge's storyline needed expansion, it should've been with orin and sarevok and bhaal, or that it muddies the writing for the rest of gortash's arc + characterisation: people want to fuck him, so it gets put in the game. it's not even to do with karlach, whose quest so desperately needs expansion! it's specifically catering to the people who want their character to have a Relationship with the slaver, because they're either not interested in or not able to focus on strengthening the weak spots in the narrative: they're just doing things that will net the 'my favourite dating sim' people lmfao.
meanwhile, literal main character wyll gets his quest demoted to a subquest, doesn't get bugfixes, doesn't get a single unique romance greeting after 6 patches and months of requests. he's not a Horny character, so he doesn't get the focus: he's not a player favourite, so he gets nothing. it's just... so unbelievably, indisputably racist, and it's incredibly grim and disappointing to watch it happen in real-time.
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 4 hours ago
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this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 5 hours ago
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 6 hours ago
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🆘TEEN GIRL DYING WITHOUT OXYGEN‼️
15-year-old Nour is in a severe state of hypoxia!! Her heart is struggling to function due to her chronic condition, and her blood is unable to circulate oxygen throughout her body! She urgently needs funds for supplemental oxygen treatment OR HER ORGANS WILL SHUT DOWN!!
Please help save a teen girl’s life!!! Anything helps!!!
Current: $63,826 CAD
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 6 hours ago
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Help Abdul Rahman family escape to safety
Abdulrahman has lost his home and his brother in this genocide unfolding in Gaza. Now, he's desperately trying to raise enough funds to evacuate his family before it's too late. They're living under constant fear without shelter, food, or safety. Even a single bag of flour now costs $500 in Gaza.
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Please don't scroll past. Share, donate, and be part of saving a life.
Even the smallest donation could be the reason this family escapes.
Only 14% of the €30k goal has been reached so far. Please do your best to donate and share.
Abdul's campaign has been verified by GazaVetters #642.
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 8 hours ago
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Gothic Hearse “Carthedral” Street legal 1971 Cadillac made by Rebecca Caldwell
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 8 hours ago
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Why do people leave their frenchies of all dogs unneutered. Asking because I had a harrowing experience trying to bathe one right now
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 10 hours ago
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the original butchfem (dear daniel & hello kitty)
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 11 hours ago
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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 11 hours ago
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URGENT FUNDRAISING FOR BREAST CANCER TREATMENT
I am genuinely sorry for this, but my sister is dying. If I could only ask for your permission one by one, I would, but I am afraid of the possibility that Tumblr may consider our plea as spam. Also, if any of you want an even more elaborate explanation about her medical condition, kindly look into this account's pinned post or you can message me directly because Tumblr flagged the pinned post as "sensitive content" after attaching proof of how extremely disfigured her right arm is. At times, it is also being kept hidden so not everyone can received notification even after being repeatedly tagged.
(And here is the direct link to the fundraiser.)
That is why despite the almost 14k notes, I decided to make another post/an update if you may because we are beyond desperate and we have not received any help as of lately.
My older sister's health has declined drastically since last week of December that is why I took over this account as per her request. We don't want to resort to asking for monetary assistance online but we still don't have the funds to get her through. As I have mentioned above, you can look into this account's pinned post to see how deformed her right hand was (if you needed the not blurred one, please let me know because I cannot possibly upload the actual picture because her account might end up getting taken down).
The entirety of her right arm is not only swollen, but blood kept seeping out of her knuckles, her palm, and her elbow. Protruding tumors/swelling have reached both of her breast, too, and is affecting her shoulder/shoulder blades and even her spine. Please reach out to me if you want to see more proof/health updates because I cannot post the photos here for they are somewhat too graphic. There's a lot of blood loss.
And although her arm was recently amputated, she is still under critical care and is currently battling numerous health complications.
If you could, please take some time to read her pinned post—please do. If you cannot donate, a reblog will be highly appreciated still. We need all the help we could get. I, recently just turned 18, and am only working part-time jobs trying to keep our family afloat, and what I am earning is not enough. The hospital could stop providing treatment at any time if we cannot put together the amount we owe them and the amount needed to outsource some of the meds that their in-house pharmacy cannot supply. It is a matter of life and death so I am begging all of you to please consider helping us. Help us get through this, please.
If you want to be removed from being tagged, please message me directly, and I will immediately do as you like. I know that this may seem invasive but it is not our intention. We are just desperate, and have been running out of ways to keep my sister alive. I cannot offer something in return other than express my immense gratitude. I am sorry, and please consider helping us. Thank you very much. 
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 11 hours ago
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not arguing w a dude that has a big strong nose. whatever u say beautiful
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 11 hours ago
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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 23 hours ago
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 1 day ago
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grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 1 day ago
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it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer
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