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I love ralsei

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My first ever Tenna fan art

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happy pride

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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I

AM

BACK

CURSE THESE FLESHLING THINGS LIKE “exams” AND “studying” I HAVE TAXES TO COLLECT!

I WILL NOW RETURN TO TORMENT THE LIVING, NOW GIVE ME YOUR BONES!

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When you’re driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

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right where she belongs

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an old tiktok trend but one i COULDNT NOT DO FOR SPAMTENNA IGHHDNFN

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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the very normal host and crew of a public access tv station

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i love roblox car crash gifs

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assorted krerdly doodles from a while back

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DELTARUNE TODAY

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SOME DELTARUNE SPOILERS IDK JUST KERDLY THINGS

ooooohhhhhh so THATS how you do that.

Anyway, I've recently been thinking about Berdly, and how Kris seems to be the only person to actually like him, like, at all.

If you think about it, everyone Berdly interacts with does so out of necessity, or just being too polite to shut him down completely.

Alphys throws out the apples he gives her when hes trying to be a "teacher's pet", Susie and Ralsei pretty much disregard him, Queen TOTALLY disregards him, and even Noelle, the person he would consider his BEST FRIEND seems to just be humoring him out of pity, and if she were less of a pushover, she would ditch him entirely. Pretty much all others who know him just act like he doesn't exist.

And this isn't completely unjustified, because Berdly is a fucking insufferable asshole.

He loves to brag all the time, takes credit for other people's work, and insults others constantly to make himself feel better.

But these behaviors are shown to be out of a feeling of loneliness, that he has to act out in order to be perceived, to not be forgotten. This, ironically, brings about the exact opposite effect, and just pushes others further away from him.

He has shown time and time again that he fears being alone, he desires companionship, he copes with the resentment of others by believing they must simply be jealous of his intelligence or in love with him.

Nobody likes him, nobody wants to be his friend, he always has to be the one to initiate because everyone will just avoid him.

Except Kris.

In canon, they have been shown to often be the one to seek him out, whether it's to prank call him or play games.

Kris seems to have a bit of a soft spot for him, and are willing to go out of their way to help him when he needs it (like when he accidently uninstalled minecrap and kris walked him through fixing it and NOELLE FUCKING SAID IT WAS CUTE LIKE GIRL YOU KNOW WHO THE BIG PRANK CALLER IS IN THIS TOWN YOU THINK KRIS WAS CUTE TO HIM)

Well, Kris seems to be a kind person in general, this tends to only present itself in serious situations, doing something like that seems a biiiit out of character for them.

Also the bit with him in the hospital fucking FLOORED me, like oh my god Kris you asked Susie to stay behind, turned on the radiator, changed his FUCKING WATER BOTTLE, and then noticed that "it might be your imagination, but he seems calmer" like bestie i didn't know you were NURTURING like i get dragging him across hometown to get him to the hospital and then slumping over to Noelle's house to reassure and warn her, but to FUCKING try to NURSE BERDLY BACK TO HEALTH like do you know????? do you FUCKING know???? how many hurt/comfort fics i have read??????? do you know??????????? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

And what's also really cute is how in the normal route the two options on the Berdly phone call in chapter 4 BOTH lead to Berdly expecting Kris to wanna be his date at the festival???? this plus the fact Susie and Noelle are canonically gonna be going together as a DATE??????

But, yeah, anyway, I think Kris genuinely cares about Berdly, possibly as more than a friend?????

I think they would be mostly frustrated at the SOUL for fucking with whatever plans Kris has at the festival for dark fountains and shit, and those probably wouldn't involve Berdly.

(BUT ISTG BERDLY IS GONNA BE SOOOOO FUCKING IMPORTANT NEXT CHAPTER TRUST)

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Okay one thing about Berdly that NO ONE talks about is that bro is a FUCKING TANK.

His canon HP in his battles is 1985 (first battle), 900 (second battle) Which is FUCKING RIDICULOUS when you compare it to any of your party members.

While this makes sense for his function in chapter 2 as a miniboss (he would likely have a lot less if he were a party member) his unique resilience seems to be a part of his character besides basic game mechanics.

In the battle when Queen controlls him by attaching a whole ass mind control device to him, (if you dont get it off him) he will eventually manage to not only resist it, but fucking RIP IT OFF HIS FACE despite excruciating pain. If you DO save him, as soon as he hits the ground, he IMMEDIATELY turn to face queen like "You can't fight all FOUR of us bitch whachu gonna do?" and then as soon as she leaves he's just like "haha i'm actually fucking exhausted u guys go without me ill just go build a giant robot with spotify itunes and youtube music over here" like BRO??????

and SNOWGRAVE.

FUCKING.

SNOWGRAVE.

During the fight, if you look at the spell's description, all it says is "fatal". Not only that, if you choose to "check" Berdly, it says he's weak to ice.

He recieved a FATAL hit with a spell he is ELEMENTALY DISADVANTAGED AGAINST EVERY POKEMON PLAYER KNOWS THAT'S FUCKING INSANE

And then he just sits there in the ice cube for the whole rest of the adventure, and then everyone just LEAVES him in the library until kris manages to get out of the house at the end of the chapter. Bro is slumped over a wooden desk for HOURS in fucking CRITICAL CONDITION like how TF are you not dead?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!??

And when you enter the hospital the nurse talks to kris, saying something like "your friend is still- he's resting"

WAS SHE FR JUST ABOUT TO SAY HE'S STILL ALIVE

LIKE HE COULD FUCKING DIE AT ANY MOMENT

LIKE KRIS DRAGGED HIM IN AT DEATH'S DOOR AND SHE'S BARELY MANAGING TO KEEP HIM ALIVE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

I was talking to my dad abt this and he was like "plot armor" and that even FURTHER supports my theory abt berdly being relevant bc WHY PLOT ARMOR IF NO PLOT RELEVANCE

alsoooo kerdly canon hehehe