groovyleviathan

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Inspired by the absolute chefs kiss of a Skyrim fic King and Lionheart by @nuwanders (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

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you ever draw hands so illicit you feel like a Vulcan

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"That castle doesn't exist"

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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

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ah yes, my favorite witcher short story, "geralt spends literally all of his money on a goofy ass leather jacket and absolutely nothing bad happens to it in the following 24 hours"

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Shout out to Geralt of Rivia for being an empath and correctly sensing Yennefer was anger after she yelled at him

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the Ghost City knows what’s up

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鬼城 is my favorite location in 天官赐福！btw can you spot some of the small MXTX easter eggs? (they are very few and very small)

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If we all hold hands do you think we can manifest hadestown coming to southeast asia

I'm willing to perform blood sacrifice

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are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

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Lan Qiren: I pray that my nephews won't share their father's weakness for women!

Monkey's Paw: *curls a finger*

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New medieval peasant cultural exchange post. Medieval peasant shows you the real night sky and you light on fire and explode.

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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

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Gripping Mystery: someone you've never seen before in your life is marked “👥 Mutuals” in your notes. Now you must figure out who the fuck changed their URL and PFP at the same fucking time.

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Wrestling interviews where they don’t break kayfabe are so funny because it’ll just be like normal sports interview shit until the guy is like well when my buddy Blade Daniels accepted the dark crystal into his heart I thought it was all over

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