grouchythefish

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My toxic trait is the massive amounts of tetrodotoxin I secrete through my skin that makes me lethal to everyone and everything except the one garter snake that coevolved with me :/

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Make sure you spend $4000 this summer on iced lattes and pasta salad from the cafe

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deep space nine commission for @ziggy-solarecreator ⚡ available as a print in my shop ✨find my art on instagram and inprnt @ jakeromanoart

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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what advice would you give to someone who just turned 20?

turn 30

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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

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stuff happening on r/discoelysium

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demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

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Put hair colour in my hair and then got high cause I'm an idiot and now the shower is scary

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if you're sociable, it's important to make sure your introverted friends feel included in the group. when there's a lull in the conversation, ask them what their greatest weakness or desire is. if anyone else tries to speak, tell them to be quiet and pay attention

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OP found a Kacheek in the pound named 13uttcheeks80085 (already over 500 days old) and almost immediately received a warning on their account before the Kacheek was removed by TNT.

People in the comments are rightfully pointing out how ass backwards it is for YOU to get warned for adopting a pet you didn't even name, while somehow these pets live to be YEARS old before they're found

Regardless "palliative care for neopets" did in fact send me to another plane. Bye

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Out of touch Spock Thursday 

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highly influential piece of Web media that relied heavily on Adobe flash, stars a character who's skin is pure #ffffff white, who walks around without any arms. title starts with "homest"

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trans asf to be a clone.

oh you were biologically constructed to be somebody that you can never become?

and when you look in the mirror you can only yearn to be seen as yourself rather than who everybody expects you to be? interesting.

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Change of scenery