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subtle intimacy is so soft. knowing someone’s routine and slowly becoming a part of it. memorising favourite teas and soups and drink orders. good morning and good night texts and messy paragraphs of love written half asleep. nicknames only you know. just small things that say “look how dear you are to me.”

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both terrifying and amazing

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everyone do a fucking twirl for leslie jordan RIGHT NOW

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I think you carry the people you’ve loved with you forever, not in a ‘you can never get over them’ way but more like loving them changed you and it meant something and you have to make peace with that

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the thing about sidney crosby is that he's not really short. he's not TALL, but he's taller than the average male height. and he's not otherwise small either, obviously, he's built like a fucking maytag washing machine. he's got the body of a roblox character. low center of gravity, hard to knock over, etc. he is, i would say, a big guy. he has a big presence, and he's taller than average, and he's wide.

but you put him next to ONE other man and suddenly he's arrietty. he eats his breakfast (one single froot loop) out of a thimble and must be carried in the breast pocket of a teammate's suit from game to game. when he's on the ice they replace the puck with a monopoly token just for him. his favourite is the battleship

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stats are so dumb. is he hot. does he have an enormous ass. are his eyes kind. where are the stats that measure what really matters.

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bro please

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danny devito 2022 directioner real

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no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

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no stevie nicks, i CAN’T sail through the changing ocean tides and i CAN’T handle the seasons of my life

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no offense but like dont go wasting your emotion, lay all your love on me 🙄

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Noted diversity icon Connor mcdavid cheating on his blonde gf w a brunette made leaps for hockey culture and don’t you ever forget that

he’s paving the way! we should start a foundation in his name to raise awareness

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i’m not crying, you’re crying

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congratulations 2021-22 stanley cup champions: colorado avalanche! | 6.26.22

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this picture is so FUNNY DJDKDND

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first dent of the off season