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grug need new bra made from cheetah pelt.

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Grug lob hunt these shits be cause if you hit them in right spot whole thing explosion

March 2025 - This anti-Tesla graffiti in Baltimore was recently updated to the second image. I'm glad the little guys succeeded in their hunt :3 [link]

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grug scratching grug ass

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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grug hunting king in the pursuit of love. grug stab Elvis with spear of sweet nothings

Grug want to know what Elvis think of us humble cave folk and would you do a show in our cave home

Woah mama I lived in a cave once

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abacadaba grug a oo la la

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grug want hamburger but nobody invent it yet ):

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grug gather fruit

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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was a night to remember

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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that cause Craig are what Craig eat

foodstuffs of the gods

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i was looking through ur posts tags and i keep misreading “prehistoric” for “platonic”

grug love you prehistorically

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Elvis can live in a cave again anytime wink wink

Grug want to know what Elvis think of us humble cave folk and would you do a show in our cave home

Woah mama I lived in a cave once

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this an grug post

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

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favourite colour? be descriptive

the color of spilt wooly mamoth bloods five minutes after the kill when it goes from the color of flowers in budding season to the color of cavewoman lips :)

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You never listen to Grug. Take Tegu home and love love love. It is good for you and good for Grug.

Every time I see a tegu I have to consciously remind myself it’s a wild animal because I just feel an overwhelming urge to try and grab it. They’re so big but also walk in such a leisurely pace and seem so unafraid of people. The whole time I’m fighting a caveman in my brain that’s going “Just let Grug take it home! It’ll be good dog for Grug! It’ll sleep in Grug’s bed and help Grug in mammoth hunt!”

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grug like this post

My tumblr is such a mess right now with no cohesion in what I reblog, other than my inner caveman voice going " GRUG LIKE!" and smashing the reblog button.

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grug pronoun not I? this post wrong and wrong

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Grug is also here hi