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ciphertology

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Wrong guy! You want @theacolytepines!

He’s got all the answers you may be looking for.

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Oh hey this blog isn’t dead yay

Burnout sucks ass, take all the time you need man

It’s so surprising to see people still. Like this blog HAHA.

I really truly appreciate it. ♥️

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Where did this rp go? I miss it :(

I’m sorry!

I miss it too, Dear Asker.

There’s been much going on behind the scenes..I’m pretty sure all that’s needed is my response haha.

I’ve been suffering a lot of burnout and stress aswell, but I try to get back here as often as I can.

It makes me happy to know that people still think about this blog ♥️ warms the heart.

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hey mod! whats your opinion in the new character joining us soon? the bug one?

What a guy!

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FORD MOD WHATS HAPPENING???

YOURE IN-CHARACTER WIFES MOD ISNT BEING REASSURING PLEASE

I cannot disclose any information at this time.

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Calypso!

(Ford calls, dragging a cooler alongside him and onto one of the many docks at Lake Gravity Falls—This one in particular just happens to be more secluded than the rest of them.

He huffs as he tugs the cooler to the edge, having to take a minute before he sits down. He sits crisscrossed.

He waits. Cracks his knuckles out of habit.

His eyes fix on the water below him.)

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[Calypso pokes her head out of the water, her eyes wide and sparkling at the sight of Ford]

You came!

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howdy howdy!

if you notice some responses being changed around and edited a tad, please don’t mind it!—i fear my ford has grown quite out of character and it has been eating at me for literally months, now!

of course big chains i’m involved in (billypso) won’t have a change in response...unfortunately—but answers to questions may be.

Much Love to you all!

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Reblog if you’re grateful for all your RP partners and you’re just happy to be here!

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Alright folks, I think it’s gettin’ pretty late, y’all should start headin’ home

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Merry Chrysler!!

How're things going? I heard you got into a bit of a perdicament with everyone's least favorite cyclops.

also who's Francis?-

- 佳月

Francis Paradox is from the Theraprism. Bill was accompanying him—“Plus Three”, he said.

Dr. Paradox clearly doesn’t have any critical thinking skills or a lick of common sense.

Aside from that, the other bits I can remember were just beautiful.

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Wow, drunk ford! Never thought I’d see that after your “karaoke” night. People say “drunk words sober thoughts”, so what are your thoughts on Calypso, and did you and Bill ever actually date? (Am I asking this cause I wanna hear ford drunkenly gush and rant? Yes.)

(due to everything going on during the Christmas Party, I didn’t get the chance to get to my inbox!

But, now that I have the opportunity, I will begin to answer questions that were directed to Ford while he was intoxicated.. “translated” text will be in the tags)

Wwise words! (mumble mumble)..Ssober tthoughtss…..I nneed t’ write—tthat down…

Callie?..Haha…II rreally enjjoy hher company….hher ppresence is…Wwith jjust a word, oor a llook..II’m weak! Haha!

Ssshe iss..llike an angel—Jjust the...Tth—the Sweetest. Jjust the best ddate..I’mm gglad she llet me bring hher…

—But. Bbill? Ggod, ddon’t get—mme sstarted.

Wwe..nnever rreally put..a llabel on itt…Sspent a llot of ttime together..kkaraoke..mmaybe shhared a mmoment or ttwo..Bbut he betrayedd—hhe used me—Thhrew oour rellationshhip—whatever—awayy. Nnone of it mmatters anymmore.

Hhis loss.

II’m ddone—ttalkin’ aabout it.

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Not sure if you remember or not but bill uh, he tried to choke Calypso… Dr. Paradox already took him back to the theraprism though

Yes, I do remember..fractions of the situation.

—Throwing the wine bottle foolishly…Callie..

Holding Callie after she collapsed.

—I still cannot wrap my head around how this, ‘Dr. Paradox’ thought bringing him would cause no problems whatsoever.

I don’t care if he’s powerless—He could have arrived ‘rehabilitated’, (as if)—and my opinion on the matter would remain the same,

He is to be nowhere near my family and the people I love—For as long as I live.

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No, no, not a bad thing in the slightest, Callie..There’s no one else I would have rather said that to.

I’m—only embarrassed.

If only you knew…oh wait I can just tell you

when calypso asked if you were okay you responded: “I’m—getting therre ffor sure, ‘specially now that yyou’re—here—“

Who knew stanford pines was a flirt

Oh, goodness—

I..I said that?

…To Calypso??

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Besides Bill, it actually seemed like a super sweet night. You and Calypso danced in the kitchen, you both said I love you, kissed a couple times, you know

That sounds…

That sounds lovely.

—It’s a shame I can’t remember much of it…

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If only you knew…oh wait I can just tell you

when calypso asked if you were okay you responded: “I’m—getting therre ffor sure, ‘specially now that yyou’re—here—“

Who knew stanford pines was a flirt

Oh, goodness—

I..I said that?

…To Calypso??

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Do you remember what happened at the party? You drank a lot so I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t know

Portions, yes…

I remember…Calypso coming into the kitchen—And Sinatra, strangely enough…

I remember Bill, unfortunately.