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Help; my wife keeps summoning demons and it was cute at first but it doesn’t fit our decor
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Practice Safe Sex. Tie your partner down to the bed so they don't fall off.
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hello darkness my old friend sweet Jesus, Pooh! that’s not Danny Devito
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I’ve been memeing again
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note to self
- stop checking who’s watching your story compulsively, or at all - stop checking if theyve read your message - stop deleting posts and pictures when they dont get enough attention - who cares if they can hear your music blasting through your earphones, turn it up - stop comparing yourself to her. you are enough - stop apologizing for being sick - stop refreshing your notifications, my fingers are so sore - ignore the urge to conform to their expectations - stop talking, listen - do not let people tell you to calm down - stop trying to get them to want you , if they want you they will ask - stop making the same mistakes - stop feeling bad about thinking of his body against yours - stop refraining from appreciating yourself - stop explaining yourself - create. - you dont need people - stop feeling everything so damn much
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let me just make one thing clear
i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever
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A classmate posted this on their Facebook tonight.
It’s really resonating with me. Despite the fact about how hard this all can be, I have never been able to see myself doing anything but medicine.
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