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The Signs as Neopets

Aries: Yiffy_J1zz_Gutter

Taurus: kingpepe

Gemini: cocksukaa

Cancer: SPERG_MCDICKTICKLER

Leo: DicksANDcocks

Virgo: slutwithacrustyvag

Libra: Tamponslut

Scorpio: lickmythrobbinghole

Sagittarius: i_love_dicks_so_much

Capricorn: COCKSLOVER

Aquarius: Dickgod

Pisces: GIVE_ME_AN_ENEMA

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Things to say during sex

-*yawn* Is it nap time, yet? -Why don’t you just paint me grey if you’re gonna leave me like this? -I think some strength training is in order, don’t you? -The Space Faerie must be in a good mood! -What goes bounce…bounce…whirr…splat? -*RAWR* ME HUNGRY -Today doesn’t seem to be a very good day. -Ahh Mr.sneky i see you are wering your fance top

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omg

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Neovember Day 22: MEMES SHIT IT’S THE NEOPOLICE HIDE YOUR UNCLE(S)

———— with meme source links: [x]

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i just released a full throated war cry

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hello everybody!

my pet Ninjinkeki is UFT! he’s a red male cybunny and his name means carrot cake in Japanese. :> if anyone is down to trade please message me on here or on my neopet account (magdalen_15)!

i’m looking for VWN, WN, and DN pets and preferably painted pets!✨

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Kojituu & Yvannale for THESE TWO amazing and adorable people!

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Anyone up for gormball?

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hey guys check out my neopet his name is yixbo and he’s a faerie gnorbu. he’s so fucking fat and so fucking orange

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MORE DREAM GOO PET..her name’s Ibai and she doesn’t know she comes from outer space. she can fit her body through any gap as big as one of her eyes and loves inventing.

feat @ogrins terrible alien boy whom she bothers constantly because HE’S SUSPICIOUS

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💥THIS TIME BABY I’LL BE — BULLETPROOF! 💥

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stompin around in her big dyke boots!

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DESTABILIZING … WETWARE REBOOT LIKELY

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has anyone done this yet

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So I have this headcanon that Alien Aisha cuisine only looks/tastes weird to regular neopets because they clearly do not have the same senses.

(I wanna thank wurid for the magical onion chia pop from her giveaway, I finally have my baby Schallot!)

ugh, I didn’t take tumblr’s size restrictions into consideration, sorry for the pixels