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Hufflepuff: Can you understand me?

Gryffindor: I understand that you are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.

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Gryffindor: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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GRYFFINDOR: “Nature formed me fierce …” –Lady Caroline Lamb (Glenarvon)

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I will get up again. And again. And again.

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Hufflepuff: How do you do that? Act like nothing bothers you.

Gryffindor: Step one: bottle up emotions.

Hufflepuff: Okay-

Gryffindor: Step two: Molotov Cocktail.

Hufflepuff: No!

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slytherin: it’s been a long day. how are things here?

ravenclaw: essentially the same as usual.

gryffindor and hufflepuff in the background: *running by on stilts*

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Gryffindor: huff... you can let go now

Hufflpuff: *hugging onto Gryff for dear life* absolutely, but have you considered that I cannot

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Gryffindor: dude I’m constipated again! what the fuck

Hufflepuff: I don’t know why you’re surprised. I watched your lactose intolerant ass spread half a cup of cream cheese on your bagel this morning and now you want to act like you’re shocked? Like you didn’t know exactly what you were doing?

Gryffindor: I reserve the right to complain to you about my mistakes no matter how many times I make them

Hufflepuff: you’re right, please continue

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Gryffindor: so you know how you like plants?

Hufflepuff:... yeah

Gryff: and I like explosives

Huff: okay?

Gryff: I just had the best idea-

Huff: no! not! another! word!

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🌻Hufflepunk🌻

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I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

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Gryffindor

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Gryffindor: how many cookies did you eat, roughly?

Hufflepuff: Oh I ate them gently!

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Hufflepuff: I don't know what to do

Gryffindor: we could-

Hufflepuff: if it involves fire the answer is no

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Hufflepuff: I don't know what to do

Gryffindor: we could-

Hufflepuff: if it involves fire the answer is no

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Hufflepuff: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Gryffindor: Okay, but in my defense, Sly bet me fifty cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Hufflepuff: That's not- yOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!

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Gryffindor: I have a problem. I get turned on when people boss me around. Like, tell me to do literally anything with a bossy-aggressive attitude and my pants are off.

Hufflepuff, from the other room: GRYFFINDOR, COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

Gryffindor: ... I'm here.

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: Gryffindor. Where are your pants?

Gryffindor: Oh, you're right I should take my shirt off too.

Hufflepuff: GRIFFINDOR!