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Decided I should use being bilingual for comedy more

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Other places:

INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER    

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something fun about all those "could granny weatherwax defeat kira" "could the infinity train fix izzy hands" sort of tumblr polls is like. there's a smug answer that's just "it depends whose story they're in," like, bugs bunny always wins if the genre is a looney tunes short but if he's in some sort of grimdark action drama then he's just a rabbit and gets shot by a hunter. but the other way to look at those polls is that's the whole question: whose genre rules have priority? there are some characters whose genre rules take priority over whatever story they're in.

here's what i say, granny weatherwax would always defeat kira precisely because granny can't exist in the death note universe without her own genre rules taking over; there's no "if it's a light yagami story then light wins" here because if granny's there it isn't a light yagami story. bugs bunny always wins because whatever story he enters becomes a looney tunes short, he cannot by his nature exist in any other context. the answer to "which our flag means death character could survive black sails?" is stede bonnet and only stede bonnet, because if any other ofmd character enters black sails they become a black sails character and most black sails characters die. but stede is the one who carries the romcom aura and that's part of who he is, if stede enters the world of black sails then black sails is now a romcom, and he's absolutely fine

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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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my fave writing reminder

honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.

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"But you don't understaaaaaaaand my mother's dying wish was for me to be a Harry Potter fan and buy all its merch forever" cool justification, still directly supporting the oppression of trans people

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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This is your regular reminder that you can use the firefox extension ublock to kill most ads and malware. Yes. Even youtube ads. Literally the only time I ever encounter a youtube ad now is for the briefest moments between youtube changing their ad code and the Tech Saints of ublock firing back with updating code themselves.

it might be interesting to make a poll asking which browser people prefer

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Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

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So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings