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if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career

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getting tagged on this blog gave me whiplash but…. i miss it………. also Yes

if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career

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Darn, I suppose the cat thing wore off by now? Well, you two might get some peace for a short while... Anything you've got planned?

Yeahh, it wore off after 24 hours just like the previous one.

We’re working a lot these days, getting closer to finishing setting up our escape basically. It’s going pretty well and I think we could be out in a few weeks but I’m still not sure how I feel about it... It’s nice living here and it’s peaceful and I have no idea what’s out there. I don’t want to say I have a bad feeling about it because I’m really trying to be hopeful I just— I don’t know. I really don’t know and it kinda scares me… but whatever.

I still want to try and see if I could fix Evbo’s sword with the diamond one of you gave me, and I also want to practice using some kind of weapon because I don’t want to be unprepared for whatever is outside… I’ve been putting that off for some time but I feel like I have to at least try. I just don’t want to be useless…

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Aut lef her phone alon take thse and run WED BROWNSIE!!!! two brownies appear on a plastic plate (edibles)

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Oh— Thank you for the?? Weed brownies?? I guess. Still not sure what they are but if it’s anything like the catnip I’ll put these away for now… don’t really want to sleep through the whole day.

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Glad the catnip was enjoyable! its significantly safer than other recreational drugs like weed so im glad that was your first use and not one of those. As a health worker i.... strongly dislike them outside of prescribed settings... but have been told that it makes me "lame" by my nephew so i will refrain from further comments. It does sound like you would benefit from anxiety medication though! Its not my specialty, but if there are any proper medical professionals outside of your current area id highly suggest looking into getting medicated! 🐇🍰

This was probably meant for Evbo sorry haha but yeah there’s not really any… healthcare here. On any of the levels. We didn’t have anything either but it was a little better, some guards got good at patching up wounds or making medicine out of the little things we had. Never really worked obviously, but if you believed in it hard enough you could forget for a while.

Anyways, thank you for the recommendation :) We’ll see what’s out there if we actually get out, but I have no idea if there are even people outside… honestly I have no idea what’s outside at all and it’s a little jarring but I guess we’ll see.

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WHAT THE HELL THERE WERE ASKS IN MY INBOX SO SORRYYYYY tumblr i hate you why didnt i get notifications?!?!??

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ooc //

sorry for the lack of posts lately i’ve been having a lot of stuff to do irl :”)

however,,,, we are planning something with @tabi-talks for the direction of this au / these blogs so stay tuned for that ;)

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Say gex..

whatever that means!

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ray told me i should tell you guys about the catnip thing from my perspective :P

it was really funny, at first i felt like i just drank 70 coffees and i felt like i could fly and also like i was god or something, and i wanted to eat the whole tub of it. and then suddenly i got really dizzy, i dont know if it was from running around or the catnip or both but i felt like i needed to lay down. didn’t wake up to raymond carrying me to the bed allegedly, or at least i don’t remember. i just remember passing out on the couch and then i slept for like 10 hours.

and honestly i think this was the best sleep i’ve had in my life ever… i don’t think the catnip will work anymore when i turn back, raymond tried to eat some of it too and he just said it tasted weird, but this was fun to experience :)

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Okay so this was… very weird???

Evbo ate some of the catnip after dinner and he kinda went insane for about five minutes (literally running around and trying to parkour on the counters and stuff), and then like a switch flipped he got insanely dazed and looked SO out of it like he was in a different universe. Laid down on the couch as I was doing the dishes and fell alseep almost immediately. I put him in the bed cause it’s more comfortable, and now he’s laying ON me and purring very loud. It’s very cute but he Is a grown man and I can’t really breathe right now. Anyways…

I think he had a good time with it??? I’ll ask him to tell it tomorrow if he even remembers what happened, I have no idea how this works.

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DO NOT GIVE HIM THAT OH GOD - AT LEAST WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT IS-

Catnip is basically like cat weed. I'm not sure if you two know what weed is but that stuff will make him super loopy and out of it. People give it to their cats because it makes them act really silly but you shouldn't give him or them too much as it will make him sick ૮( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) ა

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Ahhh thank you too for the explaination. No idea what that weed you’re referring to is though, I thought it just meant grass.

I won’t let him eat too much of it then, since both you and the previous message told me that. Thank you for actually being the helpful one, again :)

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Oh god you guys are so doomed. Essentially the stuff will help him relax, which is great, but it’ll make him real loopy and trip out a little. It’s euphoric. He might slam his entire being into the tub or have no reaction to it at all- if it’ll work the same way on him as it does on cats.

Some cats get a bit aggressive when on it.

It’s the cat equivalent of marijuana

He might like it a little too much which could be a concern, don’t let him eat too much of it since it could make him a bit sick. Luckily cats can’t overdose on catnip but he’s also not entirely a cat

Good luck soldiers 🍫

Ohhhhh. Wow.

I’m glad it’s not too dangerous then, but I’ll make sure he doesn’t eat too much of it…

But if it might make him relax maybe it’s a good idea to give it to him now since we’ll just eat dinner and go to sleep probably :)

I guess I’ll update you guys???

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Okay so the “few hours” I promised turned into a few MORE hours hahah but we’re actually heading home now. We made good progress on the plan today (I mean not really the PLAN anymore cause the plan is done, we’re just trying to set up the simulations on the gold level now which is why this is taking so long—)

Damn I’m starting to ramble a lot too. Evbo’s having a bad effect on me hahah

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https://www.tumblr.com/guard-1225/771578359603937280/oh-my-gof-theyre-going-to-get-evbo-high

Shhhh.....

Don't worry :3 Enjoy your outing and just giving it the tub to Evbo should work (: He'll figure out the rest

Why does this sound so ominous what is it??? You people just love to give us things with absolutely no explaination.

We’ll be home in a few hours probably… But I’m cautious to give it to him now.

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Oh my gof they’re going to get evbo high 🍫

What??? What do you mean?

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Debating whether its ethical to try catnip.......

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* Poofs a tub of catnip into existence

...Good luck

Woahh what is this? Do I give this to Evbo? I thought cats ate meat mostly, not plants… hmm.

Raymond turns the tub around in his hand and looks in it for any indications of what it is but there’s no label on it. He puts it on the kitchen counter and his phone as well, while he grabs a jacket.

Thank you I guess for whatever this is, we’re heading out now but I’ll give it to him when we get back :)

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Oh my god he purrs… okay thank you to the person who sent this, it’s not even a curse this is actually so cute.