unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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We found a dog and had to improvise a leash
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Sooty & Co - “Dog Trouble”
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Jenny has been dating Paul for a few weeks now and is absolutely in love with him. Lyla and Pascal have to sit and listen to her ask him out on dates while they hang out in her bedroom.
She met him at the local pool ,and volunteered to teach him how to be human and how to speak simlish fluently. In this story, his human disguise works, but it’s very uncanny.
( Honestly I wonder what her type is )
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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Get the iguana on a stick. You'll need the energy in the coming days.
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俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。
My excellent tail belongs to me alone.
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