Royal mike carrying the entire fandom rn
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A question I have just recently,
can Sebek handle spicy?
this is what i generally think of fae.
tho i think,
lilia knows spicy spices from his travel.
even tho in dragon form, malleus breathes fire from his mouth, and fire is hot, it might be like the kind of fire that doesn't hurt him in the first place
sebek father might bring spicy spice from human world with him, but since i think of him as a mellow man, he might not be interested in spicy food in the first place
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insurance makes sense on a conceptual level but in reality insurance companies turn decently huge profits by a) relying on things not happening, which they mostly don't b) ensuring things mostly don't happen by exluding anything that might make "things happening" more likely and stacking it in their favour and then c) finding any excuse and loophole possible to not cover you if anything ever does happen
like. insurance would be good if it wasn't managed by insurance companies
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Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)
God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.
Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature...
Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend
The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode
And so like
Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)
So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also
It would be objectively funny as hell
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how are you doing?
I'm okay! I havent been posting because well. i haven't had time to draw much aside from things I owe since i started working full time U_U
I work as a florist atm so the past month or so has been a hell storm of valentines day prep but since that just ended I have a bit more time to breath and work on art stuff !
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Plsss give us more of oby or nh info I'm desperate🙏😖
i don't know about info nonnie, i feel like i've already talked way too much about these two wips, and everything that's left is . spoilers </3
but u can have this snip from nothing happens as a treat before i go to sleep !!
“It is that deep!” James exclaims, finally losing his composure and raising his voice. “This is your first relationship and it’s—it’s with stupid Crouch! You’re just seventeen, and this is—”
“Oh, don’t start. I get enough of this shit from Sirius,” Regulus snaps, the corners of his mouth curled. “You went on your first date when you were fourteen, and had your first girlfriend when you were fifteen.”
“That’s—that’s different, it wasn’t anything serious, I was simply having fun,” James stutters, not sure how he feels about the sudden turn the conversation seems to be taking.
“And I can’t have fun?” Regulus shoots back, crossing his arms and narrowing his eyes.
“Not with bloody Barty,” James scoffs, leaning back on his chair.
“That’s not up to you, James. In fact, it’s none of your business. Me and Barty—we get each other, okay? And we’ve been friends for a while, so I trust him, and I feel very comfortable with him. He’s the best option.”
“What do you mean the best option? God, Reggie, he’s literally the fucking worst—”
“Stop it! I’ve had enough! And I won’t have you talking shit about my boyf—”
“Don’t say it,” James spits, getting up from his seat with a threatening finger pointing at Regulus. He takes a couple of steps towards the bed, and Regulus gazes up at him with contempt. “Don’t fucking say that word.”
“You’re gonna have to get used to it,” Regulus tells him, his tone so cold it sends a chill down James’ spine. “He isn’t going anywhere, and we’re dating now.”
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It's actually kind of heartbreaking how many people feel their life has ended right after high school or college, and honestly, the heavy romanticization of that period of time is so overwhelmingly predominant that it can be hard to avoid. It's insidious to constantly be told that ages 10-24 are the only worthwhile parts of life, that everything after is essentially meaningless and dull.
It's hard not to look around you and think that your life still is open and full of potential when you're told over and over again that the rose-tinted childhood is the last time you were alive. It's hard to realize that your life isn't over when you walk off the stage of your graduation.
We must realize that we will always be full of potentials. Your life won't be over until you take your final breath, and then? That's simply another chapter in your story, one of many. Let yourself realize that you're alive in the here and now. There will be good and bad, but never a complete loss of potential or hope.
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