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Tim Curry photographed for After Dark Magazine, March 1975
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a lot of people say "Silver *knows* he's in a story" as in he knows he's a fictional character in the show Black Sails. imo what he really does is actively turn himself into a fictional character that he inserts into other people's stories, and that's so much more fucked up, like John Silver only exists bc John Silver made him up
....until other people start to put him into their stories on their own
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Robert Sean Leonard by Josh Hamilton, early 90s.
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#the world is telling me I need to rewatch Austin powers#my friend was talking about it the whole camping trip
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Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy
Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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Being sick in the summer is never fun but being sick in the summer during an Extra Hot Heatwave is its own special kind of hell
#house is 75 degrees but my bedroom is always warmer (for whatever reason) and it's uh. kinda miserable#personal shite#I constantly feel like my mom during a hot flash
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House is still full of big flies and I woke up from a Sick Person Nap this morning to what sounded like the BIGGEDT FLY EVER buzzing around my bedroom. Only to realize it was the sound of the landlord weed-whacking in the yard....
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Thank god for the Holy Saltine. The modern man's hardtack. The industrious little cracker that feeds the sick and curbs the appetite. I would be dead without it, im sure.
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Ate sugar snap peas that had been in The Cooler Bacterial Soup and I think I miiiiight have gotten a little bit of Listeria
#meeting most of those symptom categories#0/10#would NOT recomend#personal shite#feeling better now and hoping it keeps going that way#but I had a BAD day
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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The month of May marks a transition time in Central Appalachia's forests as the canopy's vibrant green cloak closes above the forest floor, and the spring ephemerals go dormant and fade away. The forest now belongs to the ferns, fungi, mosses, and lichens, which collectively drive nature's great recycling engine. The next great spectacle, just around the corner, is the mountain laurel bloom, with a few plants already busting out their colors.
Photos from two different weekend hikes around the Cheat River Canyon (which, along with Dolly Sods and the New River Gorge, has one of the best laurel blooms in Central Appalachia).

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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Polaroids taken aboard the Pride of Baltimore II, ft. the Duxbury Pier Lighthouse and the cutter Bloodhound, August 2024.
all photos ⓒ @the-golden-vanity
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Weekend In The Woods!!!!
Got to see a ton of ghost pipe (third pic) for the first time ever!!! I always look for it when I'm out hiking but I've never run into it!
#saw sooo soo many little shoomies in the woods#like. sooooo many mushrooms#and lots of good birds!!!#personal shite
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