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[guiltygearconfessions]

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Fairly recently cracked Autistic Transfem here who's not exactly in the GG fandom and just sorta sucks at fighting games in general (Turn-based JRPGs are more my speed) so getting into it isn't exactly an option for me.

Bridget helped inspire me to come out (on top of a shit ton of other far more depressing irl events), but past that first couple months of euphoria, I'm not too vocal about it anymore on the grounds of being seen as a "normie" who's only interaction with this franchise as a whole is through her and her alone.

I'm also majorly not a fan of Bridget getting NSFW material of any kind, simply because I think transfem people in general are just oversexualized to a stereotypical degree and it can often even cause me dysphoria when not many other things can? My brain's just all sorts of screwy lmao ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ

On the lighthearted side of things, I do also have a massively heavy desire to be sandwiched in a big ol' snuggle pile between Elphelt, Baiken and Giovanna (<== forget how to spell her name but its the detective lady with the green ghost wolf) and have them all call me a good girl. ( >///<)

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Honestly I had a vitrolic level of hatred for A.B.A. for like a whole day because this D-lister got announced before Slayer did. But then ol Dandyism got announced a day later and I’ve been fine with A.B.A. ever since. Her so called “fans” can still kick rocks however.

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Baiken’s hooch would smell fishy but idc id still eat ahoohhah

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i miss the foreskin anon... where are they now... what are they doing...

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re: prev anon asking abt happy chaos shipping— girl it’s not real !!!!!!!!!!! do whatever you want…

You can do whatever you want forever. However that also means other people in turn are allowed to do the same in response to you. The public forum is a fascinating circle

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WHEN I SAID PARACELCUS IS CUTER AS A KEY I DIDNT MEAN I WAS INTO HIM I JUST THINK HE LOOKS BETTER AS A KEY I AM NOT DOWN BAD FOR HIM

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its always so funny to me whenever someone claims that a character is weak because it's such a self call out. "This character is terrible in competitive" oh? You mean the tool who's performance depends on the the wielder is failing? You mean to tell me the tool is to blame, not its inelegant handler?? That the tool is somehow inherently faulty because it doesnt perform well under your touch? You m[gets flash backs to getting my ass beat as release faust] okay yeah nevermjnd

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Bridget Guilty Gear makes me want to take E every day and soon enough I'll not be able to survive without it

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If vastedge was made today it would be a gatcha game instead of a pachinko

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Why did they have to give Chaos such birthing hips I'm going to be sick

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I want Zappa to wobble around like he’s made of jello.

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Faust soothes my medical trauma somehow.

You'd think the huge surgeon with a giant scalpel would scare me, but I think that if he was my medic, he'd be so attentive and detail driven.

Faust, THE only doctor. He would treat me (the patient) right.

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If arcsys suddenly announced they were going to make a GG hero shooter/slasher i’d be fucking hyped

I’d consoom that product. I’d slurp that slop. I’d be down for a pound.

Well, if it's a viddy game, I'd assume it would cost a lot of pounds...

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do you think a.b.a's pussy is shaped like a lock even down to the mechanical inside parts. cock blocked but quite literally

On one hand I'm generally opposed to the idea of monetizing my hobbies as it takes a degree of enjoyment of it a way but sometimes I find myself wondering why I do these things for free with the cost it has on my sanity.

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I think guilty gear strive is a pretty good game its just. severely lacking several ways.. the UI is a good example of this... where is my pretty character aelect...

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Elphelt’s Strive design removed everything I like about her. I have an irrational hate for her in Strive. It’s the only redesign I actually think is worse and the only design in the game I think is bad. Also her theme sucks and her dub voice is annoying af. Idk what they were thinking and I’m shocked it isn’t more disliked

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