#The Conclave

[tuherrus]

i liked this movie a lot

[theonion]

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m appreciative of the opportunity to help mold the future of the Catholic Church, but I’m 95% only doing this to see who’s hot and who’s not. Remember that one archbishop from Brazil? He was just so smug about his ‘fitness journey,’ always commenting on what the rest of us took from the buffet—it would be so satisfying if he showed up all bloated in vestments the size of a circus tent. I know, that’s terrible of me to say, but come on! Gluttony is a sin. By the way, I wonder if his low-budget hair plugs ever took.” At press time, the group of holy men were reportedly heard speculating that Cardinal Luis Antonio Gokim Tagle had had a total glow-up since last time.

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[casualfruit]

Cardinal Lawrence is the funniest man ever. He keeps sending his pet Monsignor to go snooping around for him, and when he comes back with intel half the time Lawrence says “no, don’t tell me… I mustn’t be influenced…” and then his Monsignor says “but your Eminence the tea is exceptionally hot today” and Larry pulls out his gay little cup and drinks that shit like a starving man at a feast who’s trying to pretend he’s only a little peckish

[thecolour]

me, jokingly, midway through watching the conclave: haha he went to genieva to get transgender surgery

me at the end: HE WENT TO GENIEVA TO GET TRANSGENDER SURGERY????

[cloverdraws]

Haha funnyy art with characters from The Conclave (2024) that was probably just an excuse to draw Benitez (far left)

[celestial-buwan]

i do not have wings

love, i never will

soaring over a world you are carrying

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[bringbackmaes14]

Ain't no fucking way the cardinals are rawdogging in the conclave 💀💀💀

[myladyship]

Listen, if the new pope turns out to be the Filipino cardinal and he chooses the name Innocent for his papacy, I don't know what I'm going to do with myself

[frociaggina97]

i am so happy to be alive only to see this

[unholyblissafterdark]

[gimmickchanger]

pope-leo-xiii Follow

Hey tumblrinas... Just a quick reminder... My name is Leo now pls don't use my deadname 🙏🙏🙏😇

[theonion]

Dalai Lama Tapped As Interim Pope

[starberrysap]

of course vincent benitez won the vote for the pope, he got up in front of everyone and made them feel ashamed that's roman catholicism 101

[thepurplebones]

Everyone knows that this is the true American Pope: