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Got em

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What if we could put gifs in actual books?

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When you fuck up an argument that sounded good in your head:

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ahahaha i’m hoping my partner does a bit worse than me just so I don’t feel guilty

When your partner wants to debate with other people because you fucked everything up in one round.

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Well I got the four last time :v next weekend tournament my team will be the only from my society so this won’t happen 

When you hit a team from your club and they get the four.

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"We all did bad shit, we all do bad shit. We all deserve to die and burn in hell, now fucking refutate my arguments."

I like how people who try and debate me on my viewpoints can’t help but bring up other cultures I have no affiliation with and say that they did bad shit too

News flash the whole world has done bad shit you can’t bring up one in an attempt to justify the other

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I’d like to add “super” to 5) 5)* Makes rhinos super adorable  & super fashionable

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base

Win. Win. Win. Win.

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I am Portuguese but I live my life like this so I must have Italian blood or sth

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reblog for a happier world

One-Liner Jokes That Are Actually Funny

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Never been at a Starbucks in my life, too weird?

Hi, What Can I Get Started For You?

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it

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Are you powerful enough to survive with power?

Guilherme Alexandre

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Hannah Baker is that u ? 

Kitchen Sink // Twenty One Pilots

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yeah...i don’t have that thing for some reason

I’m getting this question a lot, so… here’s your answer.

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Happens with all my friends

Fnpojvnfeq IVE BEEN TELLING MY MOM JOKES FOR THE PAST WEEK AND SHE EITHER DOESNT GET IT OR SHE DOESNT THINK THEY ARE FUNNY MOM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I AM COMEDY GOLD YOU UNGARETFUL FUCK

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I don’t even know how to see how many followers I have ;-; could some1 help ? haha

Friend: oh tumblr cool. how many followers do you have? Me: I don’t wanna talk about it

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Five Facts About Reading

Fact 1: Reading can expand your vocabulary.

Fact 2: Neighbors will never complain that your book is too loud.

Fact 3: Reading keeps your imagination active.

Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets. Reading could save your life.

Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn't read. Look what happened to them.

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