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Stay safe, friends!

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me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..

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Friends (TV Series 1994–2004)

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Cillian Murphy and Annabelle Wallis in Peaky Blinders (2013-)

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Underrated PB Quotes Post

Happy and/or sad. Please piggyback/add on. Underrated, being the key

“This is a respectable fucking neighborhood!”

“Two bob for your picture of the king.”

“You sound like one of those rich girls that comes over from Dublin, for the races.”

“Slow her up nice and easy, John.”  > “Story of your fucking life, Arthur.” (EASILY NUMBER ONE IMO I have yet to see it discussed and it is hands down the funniest fucking thing the brothers have ever said to each other) 

“Yes sir, sergeant major”

“You’ll want to have that brother of yours put down” > “Oh I tried that, he bit the vet”

“Timbuktu. You ever been?”

“A prescription for iron tablets for Ada fucking Shelby.”

“When’s the last time you rode a horse, Tom?”

“John boy” - in any context

“Freddie fucking Thorne. Yeah. Your best mate since school.” See also > “Rudolph Valentino.”

“Says Tommy and his parliament of one?” See also > “I’ll deal with it. You’re too busy taking over the world.”

“We’re a close family. Always within punching distance.” 

“I’m the oldest.” > “Clearly.” 

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Shelby boys: exist

me: god….. i have to lie dow….n .. . thank u for blessing this earth,, , with such beauty

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Polly: Finn said a bad word to the priest today! Got in big trouble for it!

Arthur: where the fuck did he learn that from?

John: what the fuck did he say?

Tommy: are you fucking serious?

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Peaky Blinders characters as John Mulaney quotes

Arthur: I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation: now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change.

Tommy: he could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin.

Michael: I lived like a goddamned ninja turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived off of cigarettes and alcohol and adderall.

Polly: God can’t hear you

Ada: but you’ll never hear British billionaire in leather pants go “not funny!”

Linda: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

John: If you even fucking look at the hospital, I will stomp you to death with my hooves. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can stomp you with my hooves, I’m so fucking crazy.

Esme: yeah you can make fun of me. But just don’t say I’m a bitch and that you don’t like me.

Isaiah: if you are comparing the badness of 2 words and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word.

May: ‘how could a human being kill another human being" and then I got cheated on and I was like “oh okay”

Lizzie: this is an on-fire garbage can. Could be a nursery.

Alfie: okay when you get kidnapped, not if, when.

Grace: they’re perfectly named. They’re not quite songs, they’re psalms. Its a word you’re meant to mishear.

Finn: you remember the scourge of muggings when you were in 2nd and 3rd grade.

Johnny dogs: he grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled ‘SCATTER’

Bonnie: Well… you know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time… and I have no outlet for it. So… eggs.

Luca: hi I’m new in town and it gets worse

Billy kimber: that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse

Curly: you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you

Tatiana: the groom lifted the veil off the bride and then the other alter boy said “aww she’s ugly”

Aberama: I’ve never been, uh, killed by hit men so I don’t know what it’s like in the moments just before you’re killed by hit men, but I bet it’s not unlike when you’re on the subway and you realize that a mariachi band is about to start playing.