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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

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top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

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Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

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choose your fav fruit snake

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putting on a cute jacket before I go experience extremely traumatizing horrors that no human should ever go through

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last bouquet 💐

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there’s very few examples of a TRUE love triangle (most of them are love angles) but looking back and against all odds, the raimi spiderman trilogy managed to pull it off. peter was crushing on mj. mj was crushing on harry. harry was crushing on peter.

triangle

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I want more people to know that while the Palestine Olympic team consists of only 8 athletes, at least 69 Palestinian Olympic athletes have been killed since October 2023. This includes athletes who were going to compete in these games and retired athletes such as Majed Abu Maraheel, the first Palestinian Olympian, who died of kidney failure in a refugee camp product of lack of medical treatment.

Remember them during these games.

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funniest thing our wizard has ever said after spending several seconds going through their spell list:

"oh who am I kidding? fireball."

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Okay, I know Damian has a point, but I can't stop looking at his hair. He kind of looks like that baby from the incredibles.

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What kind of position is he filming these videos in? Is he laying on his stomach, kicking his feet in the air?

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[uses 7,000 tnt] "i think i miscalculated how much tnt to use for this blast."

you think you have?