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OMFG
"god now im dying"
jesus christ that's actually perfect聽
Heterosexual polo shirts: Type the first letter of your URL into your tag box. The last tag to come up will be your final words.
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assiest:
you can鈥檛 spell thug without hug

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I bet you watched this video thinking it was a normal home-video, right? WRONG. 8 in 10 people who watch this video will not notice the girl in the blue shirt. The reason for this is because she is a ghost. She died in 2004, and she was murdered by her sister. If you don鈥檛 reblog this video within the next 30 minutes, at 2:37 AM, she will be looming over your bed, ready to kill you. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. SHE WILL KILL YOU. Reblog, and you will be聽guaranteed聽safety. Please, reblog this too, so no one else will be killed. Melissa Cruez saw this on her dash, but did not reblog. Her mother found her, stabbed 24 times in her bedroom the next morning. Want to be the next Melissa? THEN DON鈥橳 REBLOG THIS! SCROLL PAST IT JUST LIKE SHE DID! YOU鈥橪L BE DEAD, TOO!
Please, reblog this, and stay safe. Do not RISK it. You will DIE!!!!!
Reblogging just to be safe, guys. Don鈥檛 wanna take any chances.聽
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ladies and gentleman,
brazilian soap opera

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I started laughing the first 2 seconds. Holy fucking shit I have tears pouring down my face. I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
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