call me gummy or frankie! if you like huge dicks, you'll love my personality! if you love small dicks, you'll love my actual dick
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late 90s 01/02 on our backs magazine covers from bishopsgate institute archives. | originally posted by on your.knees on instagram.
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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it
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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing










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i love how gracelessly, painfully awkward corpses are. i love that the dead inevitably soil themselves with the waste products of living. i love that they rot with a stench that permeates even the strongest barriers; bloat and putrefy and take up space just to lie there, decaying and stinking. i love how uncooperative they are, flopping out of carefully arranged positions or having to be pried apart from rigor mortis death grips one stiff joint at a time; a literal dead weight to carry and entirely unhelpful and ungrateful throughout the whole process. i love that they refuse to stay buried, after all the toil of digging a grave and interring them within, returning in the form of grief and other hauntings so significant and ubiquitous that we have a specific word to articulate it. i love how death refuses to be easy on the living, in body or in mind.
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we need 2 normalize characters who dgaf about romance
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rouxls' section in the wikipedia article for deltarune characters is really funny to me
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You know I'm such a fool for you.
Own this BCV original.
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If i was a gay male whenever my girl friends come down the stairs in a gown id say oh my goddess in the softest voice you can imagine and itll light up their day and make all of us squee but im a woman whos attracted to women so ill just build them a chair or whatever im supposed to do. #BUTCHES WHO SQUEE
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Two days in a row and still nothing! And a couple weeks ago, AND again a few days before that. give me my thunderstorm!!!
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Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.
*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!
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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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