guppydreams

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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why do pomegranates get all the "fruit that bleeds" appreciation when cherries are literally right there. you do not see the beauty of the humble cherry? grow up and learn to appreciate what lies right in front of you...!

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

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when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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Manifest it with me

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

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blorbo art should take zero effort and time to make. It should just manifest straight out of your mind whenever you want it to

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together