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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHRIST MY GUTS HURT

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Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four

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Really hate it when the IBS acts up in public, especially when I’m with other people. Like hey, sorry but I have to go shit my guts out rq. It’s embarrassing as all holy hell…

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So I was having like, horrible diarrhea for a week or two. Then I cleaned all the stuff off the inside of our nalgene cap. Diarrhea gone.

I am disgusted.

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Tfw you have vaguely Threatening cramps for hours before your guts drop 20 pounds of shit at a moment’s notice

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I really like accusing my guts of unrelated crimes when I have to excuse myself to take care of them it’s like

“Hey I have to go to the bathroom, my guts are committing tax fraud”

“My guts are committing arson, I’ll be right back”

“Okay one sec, my intestines are drunk driving”

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Me: I’ll be down in a minute, my guts are attempting arson

My guts: 🔪

Me: Okay are we done now

My guts: Yeh :)

Me: Cool. -goes downstairs-

My guts: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Me: I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE???

My guts: Fuck you :)

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Me, goofing off: Okay I’ve been doing this a while and I should work now

Me: *sits down at desk*

My guts: 🔪

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Constantly surprised by how much shit my intestines can hold…

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Hhhhhh I’m almost out of zofran but the doc I see in order to get it doesn’t listen to me. He says that zofran isn’t a solution to my problem but I KNOW THAT. The solution is learning stress management and I HAVE DONE THAT. I made a two-month supply last seven months and it’s not even like I’m completely out. I still have a couple of pills floating around and I just need more for my sanity. Otherwise the only times I need them are long periods of stress (Like around the holidays) or shorter periods of intense stress (Like when I went to my mom’s house and shortly after we had to decide whether or not to put her dramatically dying cat down). I used to be obsessed with finding the cause of this but I firmly believe that it’s just stress so I don’t want tests or anything, I just want my antiemetic.

So I have to find a new gastro that hears me out. I am not looking forward to this.

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My cat is really, REALLY not doing well and the totally unproductive intestinal cramps are real

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they should invent a digestive system that works

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Okay you know that uneasiness in your gut that becomes more painful as it migrates downward and indicates that your guts are about to ruin you?

Yeah fuck that

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My guts are killing me and these two fuckin ants are taking turns dramatically dying in the middle of the bathroom floor because they walked in ant spray. Because we might as well add a little more unpleasantness to an already less than ideal situation I guess

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Love when my guts cramp up so I run to the bathroom and then nothing happens /s 😑

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Really not appreciating the constipation rn. I woke up TWICE this morning with IBS cramps that didn’t do anything but hurt. Please stop now body, this isn’t funny