guydeboredom

[guydeboredom]

If I could only be a tourist but we live here now.

[guydeboredom]

If it weren’t for social media I’d have forgotten you exist.

[guydeboredom]

How are you? I’m fine. You probably won’t reply to this.

That makes me a creep I guess. Still hope you’re ok.

[guydeboredom]

So tired of seeing myself through your eyes.

[guydeboredom]

We’re living lives in tiny boxes on little screens.

[guydeboredom]

Every #positivity, every #blessed is a cry for help.

[guydeboredom]

If I had the money I would log off forever.

[guydeboredom]

Dear algorithm: I hate my friends. Please assign me new ones.

[guydeboredom]

If I were even half the person I pretend to be online.

[guydeboredom]

Anything you say can and will be used against you in the show trials when the revolution comes.

[guydeboredom]

Yet another day of prostituting myself on social media for the promise of human connection.

[guydeboredom]

Being constantly surveilled gives my life meaning. I matter!

[guydeboredom]

When I’m not online I don’t exist.

[guydeboredom]

No touching the food till the money shot!

[guydeboredom]

Like, share, and follow! That I may seek meaning through monetization.

[guydeboredom]

The pose can’t look too posed! I need to be “authentic.”

[guydeboredom]

Not pretty enough to post. Not stupid enough to comment.