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NO ONE in lord of the flies is good person

roger is a KILLER

jack is a GINGER

naval officer is a SOLDIER

jack is ANNOYING

piggy is a DWEEB

ralph is an IDIOT

simon is a FREAK

jack is a LOSER

mulberry boy is DEAD

jack is BRITISH

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james potter and marlene mckinnon are to the marauders fandom what steve harrington and robin buckley are to the stranger things fandom

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npd culture is getting pissed that you aren’t getting compliments anymore like even a fucking you smell nice today would suffice

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Imagine dying after a traumatizing experience and watching 21st century retards use your story just to win a twitter argument

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Lotf characters as random headcanons

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I hate his stupid ahh, I want to squish him and throw him off a building 🤬🤬

(he’s literally my son and he’s literally me at the same time)

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Aesthetic core: old frerard videos on yt

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The lotf kids as little pets shops 🐝🤙:

Ralph

Piggy

Simon

Jack

Roger

Sam and Eric

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Lord of the Flies au where Piggy is brainrotted

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The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

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hunting down this post to find that OP turned of reblogs has me heartbroken.

it's time.

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"Oh, so should I care about not hurting men's feelings?" You should care about not hurting anyone's feelings. That's like pre-k shit. You're an adult, you should know that