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There are some irritable asura to the south. Inquest, I think they said. They wanted "volunteers" for their experiments. When we denied them, they called us what I'm sure they considered unpleasant names. -Valliant Ashgren

The Inquest straight up asking to experiment on the Sylvari stationed in Mount Maelstrom, and then called them slurs when the Sylvari said no 😩

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42 Phoenix, 1325 AE,

"We need more books!" They cry "We need more candles to read our books!" Whiny scholars are the bane of my existence!

We didn't embed spies within every scholary organization in Tyria just to steal new reading material to help put them to sleep at night.

82 Pehonix, 1326 AE,

Xera is asking for an update on progress for Operation Rebirth. The confessor is demanding the same on his weapons.

Meanwhile, two of the scholars are arguing over who wrote a stupid set of notes. I flipped a coin and ordered the loser executed.

Hopefully this will light a fire under them! If not, I will literally light a fire. Under one of them.

[favorite lore + dialogue from gw2] 1 / ??? -> justiciar bauer's memoirs

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i mean.... i dont know everything but im fairly certain Aurene is also a child, and an orphan, and possibly very hungry also... im on her side.

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And on today’s episode of Wives…

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Canach: I was going to leave...but I'm dying to see his room after the splendor that was his private dungeon. Canach: Oh, Minister Beetlestone, you did not disappoint. Why on Tyria do you think he has a painting of Captain Thackeray in here?

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Commander: If you won't stop, then at least face me! For the honor of battle! Of war! Taimi: Good thinking! A certain death sentence, but good thinking! Balthazar: I've learned there is no honor in war. But if you crave the glory of the fray...

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They really wanted me to know about Evon Gnashblade's "Birthday" Celebration

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Below is all the cool screenshots I didn't have a specific post to attach them to. It's mostly dialogue lines from Janthir Wilds out of context with my favorite spoiler-free quote before the cut.

First off, I found this friendly blighted beast on my first lap around the new map. I don't know if she's still there in the current patch. But for a brief moment: natural hot springs resolved all animosity from the have mind.

Next is a collection I like to call "the writers doing their absolute darnedest"

Next is a collection I call the commander lying for fun:

And one last one for fun: "the writers being subtly topical about the real world"

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Braham: So, uh, in case you were wondering... Joko was wrong. Commander: About me being a villain? Braham: E-P-I-D-E-M-I-C. Ka-BRAHAM! - LWS4 Long live the lich

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Palawa Joko: While we're having this little chat... Who dresses you? I mean, really? You wore THAT for this occasion? - LWS4 Long live the lich

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Palawa Joko: War. Plague. God. Dragons. I've seen them all. They come and they go. Like the tides. Palwa Joko: But a worthy nemesis... THAT is a rare indeed. -LWS 4 Long live the lich

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Commander: Is that... me? Braham: Looks just like you. You have a twin? Commander: I didn't think so... Braham: Scratch that. You're a triplet- no wait, a quadruplet...? Braham: What... the- They'are ALL you. Commander: I knew Joko's sick, but I didn't realize he was OBSESSED. - LWS4 Long live the lich

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Commander: Canach? Canach: Wonderful gate. It WOULD be a shame of somebody blew a giant hole in it. .... Braham: You might want to work faster, Canach. Canach: Art cannot be rushed, my friend. Braham: Tell that to THEM. Rox: We're with you, Commander! ... Taimi: More coming in! Rox: Canach! How much longer! Canach: (whistles) ... Gorrik: Big bad uglies inbound! Braham: Canach! Today would be good! Canach: (whistles) ... Canach: Is this a bad time? Commander: Canach, get back to work! We can handle this! Canach: Oh, I finished rigging the gate ages ago. Got bored, so I figured I'd help you lot. Braham: Not funny. Canach: Agree to disagree. Canach: The gate awaits. Commander? Do the hon-? Commander: JUST BLOW THE DAMN GATE, CANACH! - LWS 4 Long live the lich

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Joko: Well, well, well, Commander. What are you doing here? Small world. Or maybe it's Joko's getting larger. - living world season 4 Long Live the Lich

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Keeper Jonez Deadrun: This place stinks of death and rot. Wait... does that mean I smell like death, too? Ahh... Now I'm in a rotten mood. Orr

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This random NPC conversation is honestly my favorite in the game. I remember overhearing it when I was looking away from my screen, doing a double-take, and sticking around to hear it again. And this was back when they first rebuilt Lion's Arch.

I happened to hear it again today and had to screencap it.

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Order of Shadows Agent: Looks like someone's pet moa has gotten loose. And by "pet moa," I mean, "bloodthirsty attack moa."

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