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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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hoyoverse cross ship for the people's consideration:
Furina/Phainon.
edit: stating my case
"protagonists" of their stories
respective worlds/nations faced with a prophecy and destruction from higher powers
suffering without end, forced to be all alone and bear massive burdens to save the people (furina's 500-year performance, phainon's 30 million cycles)
masking their true selves behind their people's expectations of who they want to see in their roles (fontaine wants a god, amphoreus wants a deliverer)
furifoca's ideal of justice being the continuation of existence vs phainon's dream being a world where the other chrysos heirs have happy lives and are able to pursue their dreams
focalors deeming furina's imperfect humanity as perfect, phainon being wholly emotional and empathetic at his core despite being dubbed as "flawless"
tears.
the sinner and the prisoner
#they both rot my brain#help im trapped by angsty white haired blue eyed hoyo characters that love so damn much#genshin impact#honkai star rail#furina#phainon#furina x phainon
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Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.
And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”
I’m like, the fuck you mean??
So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.
In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.
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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
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why. every. time. I.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
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hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨


it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute
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